Grinding is (sometimes) cool

I got a scope on my yoshi (it sucks)

Mid

Dogshit on cocaine

Mid but I have played so many horrible Amiga and Dos style platformers I was FLOORED when this game had any amount of competency put into its game design. It's like watching a baby learn motor skills in real time.

This game is racist against fish specifically

I played this for beta-testing-related-purposes and so much time has passed I'm no longer sure if the project this was related to has been publicly announced yet

Great, please let Ko Takeuchi work a new rhythm heaven now

There's flubbing your final act and then there's Vixen 357

Stil somehow better than most MD fighting games

he's columbo in one of the sonic x episodes and i think that's pretty neat

I think the thing that confired most MS fans have no media literacy was watching them stumble over themselves to say this is better than NES Castlevania

Dogshit

The worst kind of dogshit is dogshit with cute character designs

This SHOULD be good but it falls apart really quickly

Evil midkino? Idk they don't let me play as the ninja girl in this one :pensive:

i remember listening to this OST on my psp while visiting my uncle as a teen. He passed away a few years ago, there's no sentimentality between these two factoids but it's impossible to think about one without the other now. Life is odd.

Why is it called Twin Hawk if there's only One of them? bombs Oh shit now there are Seven of them, oh shit, oh ass, oh cock

mid

Evil kino

Why does everyone drop their pants for this MD port

PLEASE buy our game! It has anime girls! Our penises our small and our dads left us!!

Mid

Mid

Peak kusoge

dogshit

I'm sorry Jenny

Evil screaming incantations

It ain't even tetris!!!

This was also bad but more in a 'baby game with no meat on its bones' kind of way

This was awful, I was way too generous to this just on merit of novelty

Thanks maradona

This was really solid when in the spots where it wasn't obviously unfinished. I really wish I didn't have to say that about every new Sonic game.

Man GG fans will just lie about anything

A special 'grasping at straws' kind of dogshit

Get your ass back in the mid mines, stupid

Mega > Super

Stop putting obscene difficulty bumps at the end of your shmups Hudson

You hate Super Princess Peach because you misinterpreted its setting as calling Peach an over-emotional wuss. I hate Super Princess Peach cause it's a worse version of a dollar-store Yoshi game. We are not the same.

The courage macaroni bit but with platforming and combat

SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD FRANCHISS FROM THE NO MONEY DIMENSION, PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

i mean, it's bomberman

I'm sorry Maradona

Dogshit

I ran through this in co-op with my older brother who never plays beatemups and it was one of the best experiences I had this year. And then I realized there's like barely any other beatemups that even get close to this and I got a little sad.

Very good handheld port, pretty recurring theme of the best GG games being Genesis ports. There should've been even more tbh. Where's my 8-bit Bio Hazard Battle and Granada?

Except these ones

In the time since this released I went from loving it to despising its bloated single-player campaign to feeling nothing but animosity towards its monetization. It feels like Capcom is always gonna be the scummiest swine no matter how much they fix up their old franchises

i did Crab Rave doubles on this at a fun center and a dad came up and high-fived me, I'm winning at life

Imitating the Europeans sure is a way to go

Dig dig a tunnel, quick before the hyena come

A very tender and well-considered introspection into the vicious cycle of loneliness and intrusive thinking and how it takes us away from people who need help just as much as we do

But the gameplay sucks lmao

Very cute!!

JFC stop putting obscene difficulty bumps at the end of your shmups Hudson

Thanks maradona

You can't go home again

shovelware-shaped kino

why is a 2D n64 game with like 6 sprites on-screen running at 20fps

idk it was cool

YEAR OF AMY, WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Waking up to this was a trip

Wtf it's actually good

It's good! It's damn good!! It deserves more credit!!

Felt disrespected on a personal level by this one

This is great for like the first 2 cups and then it keeps going and going. Good roster tho

This is one of the worst sequels I've played in my life

Honestly? This is the best Sonic game to come out of the post-DC era until Mania

Evil to an excessive degree, proof that maybe Sonic Team shouldn't listen to the fans as often as they think they should

Easy argument for the best kart-style racer if it didn't have such overbearing CPU difficulty

Nourishment... 2!!!

Nourishment

Mid (unaffectionate)

Accidental kino

Mid (affectionate-pending)

crying

This could've been a new fav if not for like, 2-3 horrible maze levels and the worst boss rush in a game I've played in a while

Wolfteam should've made more stuff like this instead of 7/10 RPGs

Peak of the entire PC-E Hu-Card library

But seriously seriously stop putting obscene difficulty bumps at the end of your shmups Hudson

Dogshit

Behind every cool/cute PC-E anime character is a dogshit kusoge

Byotiful, a fantastic replay to end the year. Unfortunately, I can't speedrun this, and Terri is gonna kick my ass whenever we get around to racing it

Man NES stuff deserves a lot more respect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0ylv73hcK0

THIS right here is the peak of video games. No structure, no consistency, no playtesting, just you and 100 goofy-looking guys on a parallax background

The bar is on the floor

Oh, THERE'S the gameplay.

...where's the enemy design

Where's the gameplay?

Where's the gameplay?

Why did everyone gas this up so hard? This is the middest of the mid

GOOD: It's Monkey Island with Scooby

BAD: It's Monkey Island with Scooby

It doesn't have Ralphie saying 'green cheese', they attacked me and specifically me

The 2nd most I've ever sweated playing a video game (behind DDR)

It was mid when I played it but I know it's the kind of brainmulch I would rot myself on if I had hardware to play it on

Is it sacrilege to say this one beats the arcade version?

Better than 2 but ehhhh

It's like 40 minutes longer than it has any right to be

Dogshit! :D

THEY MASSACRED MY BOY

Wait a minute! This isn't MUSHA! This is anal sex!!

Dogshit