The 'ALL OF 2023' Rapidfire
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314 Games
AW without dogshit balance just isn't AW, y'know?
Movie Guy Voice
If I watched this at any time of my life other than first week of training at a dogshit horrible job I probably would've been hooked to toku for life, this was so cool
When I say gaming is dead I mean no games like this are being made anymore
Gorgeous to look and feel, truly out of this world, masterpiece
You hate Super Princess Peach because you misinterpreted its setting as calling Peach an over-emotional wuss. I hate Super Princess Peach cause it's a worse version of a dollar-store Yoshi game. We are not the same.
It's solid but damn I wish the best Master System platformers weren't fucking Mickey Mouse games
And ya think it's bout time ya die, and I agree
Amazing sequel, not a big songlist but everything here slaps.
SOUL. The worst beats known to man
Every DDR game has a song about hard fucking but I didn't expect this game to have a song that's literally 'stop cumming early' and its album art is a dude in tightly-whities clutching a gun near his dick
Have you ever been 'aw shit I wanna buy a new game on the eShop but I don't wanna spend too much' so you settle for an 80% off 1.99 indie platformer with no sauce and no ideas and no future? Then you've played AVGN 1&2, unfortunately.
Idk it's fine?
Solo and 4th Mix Plus in the same place, a damn steal
Great bridge-point between the early and later 573-era games, but the song selection could be better on PS1
Where the fuck is ska a go go???????
dogshit
Thank you konami but also fuck you konami
It's cool ig
They do a really bad job of hiding that they wrote this during questionable political times in America but it's otherwise really stellar
I think this is the only time I've ever heard the N-word used in a japanese video game
This stuff is outside my wheelhouse of interest but it made my skin crawl when I read it, Squigglydot absolutely succeeded at her mission
Kino to the ends of the earth
As bad as Ginga Force but it also has weaker music too and a forced 'kill them all peter' plot
Life-changing moment
Something about playing 'If You Were Here' at home on a real DDR game with a real DDR pad did something special to me. It's the small victories.
i remember listening to this OST on my psp while visiting my uncle as a teen. He passed away a few years ago, there's no sentimentality between these two factoids but it's impossible to think about one without the other now. Life is odd.
We are all WAY too generous to this janky motherfucker and will continue to do so
why is a 2D n64 game with like 6 sprites on-screen running at 20fps
i did Crab Rave doubles on this at a fun center and a dad came up and high-fived me, I'm winning at life
Mid
:bottom-eyes:
i remember nothing about this other than it being incredibly cheap even by dragon's lair knockoff standards
GROWLBACKS GROWLBACKS WE'RE NOT DEAD, AT LEAST TRY TO BEAT THIS SPREAD, YAAAAAYYYYYYYY
We've got to ceeeelebraaaate our differenceeeeees
I'm not being an N64 boomer, this was actually really solid
STOP DOING 'MORE THINGS' SEQUELS, AND PLEASE STOP DOING THEM WITH COOL HALCYONIC ARTSTYLES, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART
kino
It made me like Mega Man 4!! It's beautiful!!!!
How do you gentrify an N64 game
I paid 200+ to import controllers for this and one of them stopped working after a week, fuck you buyee and fuck you bemanituber that shilled for them
early beatmania has a sound that commands respect. not a good sound, mind you.
dogshit
pop'n is cool but they're fucking ridiculous if they think i'm gonna burn 2 years of my life just to learn what they consider the mid-tier difficulty of charts
we must realize that our people will do whatever we do !
i thought ddr games didn't change up much between sequels, damn iidx makes that series look like a never-ending string of reboots
it's like bishiBashi before bishiBashi was a thing, it's cool
Why is there so many got dang menus? I just wanna play some songs by good-cool
I cannot remember if this was better or worse than Tant-R
The worst kind of dogshit is dogshit with cute character designs
idk it was cool
Great song selection and vibe, wish I was better at this
These games are so fucking hard how do you guys have enough time to learn this shit
In the time since this released I went from loving it to despising its bloated single-player campaign to feeling nothing but animosity towards its monetization. It feels like Capcom is always gonna be the scummiest swine no matter how much they fix up their old franchises
Kino
Mid. Turns out the bootleg pikachu music came from here. Huh.
This SHOULD be good but it falls apart really quickly
weatherby gaming
THEY PROGRAMMED CROUCHING WRONG???? WHO DOES THAT??????
Mid
Jenny read the entire Ken Penders manifesto while I raced this with Weatherby and I don't think I'll ever experience something so magical ever again in my life
he's columbo in one of the sonic x episodes and i think that's pretty neat
her ass cannot Roll it is like she is afraid of Breaking a Fingernail like and subscribe
I have never seen such a good game drop the ball so hard on the last level, what the actual fuck
They took away my jangling keys but they gave me my ball-pop lawnmower thingy instead, all is right with the world after all
crying
mid
Need more games like this
shovelware-shaped kino
i mean, it's bomberman
it's good but nintentubers really neglect to acknowledge how bizarrely unfinished it is
grazing so close to God's light
Extremely creative and affective concept, was really happy to contribute to this
Stil somehow better than most MD fighting games
She jack in my pea until I firecore
Look man I play dozens of rhythm games and play piano, I cannot wrap my head around this, they bit off way more than they could chew
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Need more GG stuff like this, please, please please please
Nintendo and Pokemon are going to hell
Could probably be good if the bullets were even somewhat visible
Mid by nature, dogshit by conception
Man GG fans will just lie about anything
Dogshit
Very cute!!
JFC stop putting obscene difficulty bumps at the end of your shmups Hudson
JFC stop putting obscene difficulty bumps at the end of your shmups Hudson
phoenix games
The only video game I've played in recent memory that gave me the same sense of hopelessness and disorientation I felt as a kid playing hard games without access to the internet. An unpolished nugget, a marvelous mistake
It's cool, fuck the lava level
Mid
Dogshit
GOOD: It's Monkey Island with Scooby
BAD: It's Monkey Island with Scooby
BAD: It's Monkey Island with Scooby
Beating this was a herculean trial and I don't know if I'd revisit it but the high certainly felt good at the time
Better than 2 but ehhhh
Best multiplayer experience of the year, spent about 3-4 months going back and forth on this with my brother and it's evil, it brings out the demons
YOU PHYSICALLY CANNOT BEAT THIS GAME, THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION, THEY DID NOT PROGRAM IT RIGHT, WHAT THE FUCK, HOW, HOW
Mid
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Banger
Vee
5 months ago