Games I Played in 2023

my goal this year is to be better than last year

(2024 edit: i was teehee)

7 Grand Dad
7 Grand Dad
The Apprentice
The Apprentice
hello peter, welcome to fortnite
Booty Diver
Booty Diver
nice ass
Cadence of Hyrule: Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring the Legend of Zelda
Cadence of Hyrule: Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring the Legend of Zelda
i do want to play more of this one but 30 dollars sheesh
Club Nintendo Picross Plus
Club Nintendo Picross Plus
id feel horrible about myself if these games were any higher
Doom
Doom
killing things is awesome
Doom Eternal
Doom Eternal
2016 was already fuckin sick as hell but this game's got me hooked on the movement shooter genre, fucks so hard
Electroplankton
Electroplankton
not a game
Elf Bowling 1 & 2
Elf Bowling 1 & 2
game of the year
Elite Beat Agents
Elite Beat Agents
this is the first one i played in the trilogy and im so happy all three entered my life
Five Nights at Freddy's
Five Nights at Freddy's
5 of em
Friday the 13th: The Game
Friday the 13th: The Game
this shit dies soon
F-Zero 99
F-Zero 99
insanity is awesome
F-Zero X
F-Zero X
now that ive officially played more than just the snes f zero i think im allowed to join everyone on the picket line screaming that this series needs to come back, and like ACTUALLY come back
Gitaroo Man
Gitaroo Man
this game made me a man
Give Me Toilet Paper!
Give Me Toilet Paper!
wiping my ass has been revolutionized since i got this game
GO Series: 10 Second Run
GO Series: 10 Second Run
switch one is better
Hello Kitty Kruisers
Hello Kitty Kruisers
i got really really bored and also was held at gunpoint by my friends
Inside
Inside
i found out what was inside (it was the friends i made along the way)
Katamari Forever
Katamari Forever
katamari is so cool so i dont really care that this game is just it jerking itself off
Korogashi Puzzle Katamari Damacy
Korogashi Puzzle Katamari Damacy
this game asks "what if katamari was puzzles?"

pretty fun actually
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
im never gonna finish this game and im content with that
Little Nightmares
Little Nightmares
pac man against the world
Little Nightmares II
Little Nightmares II
you can NOT play as pac man in this one
Live A Live
Live A Live
the legendary awesome
Lovely Planet
Lovely Planet
surprised at how lovely this one is, genuinely play this you wont regret it
MadWorld
MadWorld
not so colorful games are pretty good too
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
playing the first 3 mario and luigi games back to back made me feel 7 again and this one was by far the greatest id replay it all again RIGHT NOW if i was feeling silly enough
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
first mario is better
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions
i love mario and luigi is pretty good too
Mario Party 3
Mario Party 3
mario poopy
Mario's Super Picross
Mario's Super Picross
accidentally discovered that this had multiplayer with one of my friends and next thing we knew a full 2 hours had passed
Mario Strikers Charged
Mario Strikers Charged
soccer if it was fucking badass
Mario vs. Donkey Kong
Mario vs. Donkey Kong
the movement in this game is actually so fucking fun
Meccha! Taiko no Tatsujin DS: 7-tsu no Shima no Daibouken
Meccha! Taiko no Tatsujin DS: 7-tsu no Shima no Daibouken
touch controlled taiko with bump of chicken music, cool
Meteos
Meteos
sakurai's grandest achievement
Moero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2
Moero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2
the entire series has been my go to pick up and play when im bored game, and this one is definitely the best one, please god play it if you havent
Mojib-Ribbon
Mojib-Ribbon
this game is kind of annoying
Moon: Remix RPG Adventure
Moon: Remix RPG Adventure
this turkish ass game
Mort the Chicken
Mort the Chicken
this one wins in golf terms
Newer Super Mario Bros. Wii
Newer Super Mario Bros. Wii
this is probably one of the best 2d marios ever and nintendo didnt even make it
Nintendogs: Best Friends
Nintendogs: Best Friends
tentacool is a cool character
Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan
Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan
i play this one the most out of the trilogy and i like pretty much every song but ready steady go having a minute long intro makes it the worst of the 3, i dont make the rules
Pac-Man Championship Edition
Pac-Man Championship Edition
Paper Mario
Paper Mario
the gameplay is fun but that soundtrack is cheeks and i also never wanna finish it, you cant make me
Picross 3D: Round 2
Picross 3D: Round 2
in 3D!!!!
Pikmin
Pikmin
ive played this game like 8 times of the time of me writing this note and im not tired of it, i think ill go in for another right now actually
Pikmin 2
Pikmin 2
i hate this game, this game hates me, i love it
Pikmin 4
Pikmin 4
this game needs to be harder other than that its fantastic
Pizza Tower
Pizza Tower
my favorite
Placid Plastic Duck Simulator
Placid Plastic Duck Simulator
i played this with one of my friends and we became closer in that 2 hours than the 2 years ive known him
Plok
Plok
nitro rad and his JAMES GAMES lied : (
Pokémon Black Version 2
Pokémon Black Version 2
the last time you could call a pokemon game good without getting knocked down and having your eye spat in
Pokémon Crystal Version
Pokémon Crystal Version
johto is a bad region
Pokémon Emerald Rogue
Pokémon Emerald Rogue
i still havent completed a run but this game is really fun
Pokémon HeartGold Version
Pokémon HeartGold Version
playing the entirety of this for the first time on a road trip hit on a level that is completely unmatched i want to experience that again
Pokémon Platinum Version
Pokémon Platinum Version
i mean like it's alright
Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
colloseum if it was good (its still kinda just okay)
Professor Layton and the Curious Village
Professor Layton and the Curious Village
zane from ninjago prepared me for this one
Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
its all in le head
Pulseman
Pulseman
gave my friend a seizure
Pushmo
Pushmo
Puyo Puyo Tetris 2
Puyo Puyo Tetris 2
fucks but the friends i know that play this game are either demigods or suck dick and nuts so i really have to pick my poison here
Raccoon Adventure
Raccoon Adventure
i thought itd be like kinda funny
Resident Evil
Resident Evil
this is a good game but i dont think its for me, im too stupid unfortunately
Rhythm Thief & the Emperor's Treasure
Rhythm Thief & the Emperor's Treasure
this game makes me dislike france
Samba de Amigo
Samba de Amigo
the person who thought putting motion controls in a rhythm game was a good idea needs to be punished
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: The Game - Complete Edition
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: The Game - Complete Edition
jelqing and gooning
Skateboard Drifting Simulator with Maxwell Cat: The Game
Skateboard Drifting Simulator with Maxwell Cat: The Game
le epic ohio knuckles
Star Fox 64 3D
Star Fox 64 3D
star fox fans are like starved orphan children and im sorry to all 5 of them
Suika Game
Suika Game
better than little nightmares 2
Super Mario Bros. Wonder
Super Mario Bros. Wonder
like if 3d world was WONDERFUL
Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
good way to kill an afternoon
Super Mario Sunshine
Super Mario Sunshine
this game sucks but its also great fuck you
Super Monkey Ball
Super Monkey Ball
scared my friend shitless over bannanas
Taiko Drum Master
Taiko Drum Master
good job on being american
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum 'n' Fun!
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum 'n' Fun!
i played this one first because it had one night carnival and mario : (
Taiko no Tatsujin DS: Touch de Dokodon!
Taiko no Tatsujin DS: Touch de Dokodon!
this one has the mario theme
Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythm Festival
Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythm Festival
alright all these taiko games are practically the same barring song lineups so their placements here dont really mean shit, but this is by far the best one i think
Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure 1
Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure 1
got this one on my 3ds for easy taiko on the go, its fun but i cannot read japanese
Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure 2
Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure 2
this one has the ace attorney theme but also it doesnt have monkey magic so i have no reason to boot this one up
Taiko no Tatsujin Wii
Taiko no Tatsujin Wii
taiko on wiimote : (
Taiko no Tatsujin: Wii U Version
Taiko no Tatsujin: Wii U Version
none of these taikos at the bottom are nessecarily bad but they just have a worse song selection than the ones that are higher up
Tetris
Tetris
Tetris Effect: Connected
Tetris Effect: Connected
turn that shit up charles
The Ultimate Challenge from Beat Takeshi
The Ultimate Challenge from Beat Takeshi
WarioWare Gold
WarioWare Gold
i never thought id say that a mario game had phenominal voice acting but this game exists so i have to
WarioWare: Move It!
WarioWare: Move It!
We Love Katamari Reroll + Royal Reverie
We Love Katamari Reroll + Royal Reverie
if the first game was jesus this is super jesus
The World Ends with You
The World Ends with You
waiter waiter more like this one please
Yo-kai Watch
Yo-kai Watch
yo kai boys is great, better than half the pokemons but im sorry its NOT better than pokemon

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