Games with characters I wanted to date.
This is the most vulnerable and cringe I will ever be here, but I need to share my love for pathetic middle aged men. Only counting their first appearance or we would be here forever.
38 Games
I understand Hobo Phoenix changed the lives of many individuals.
GIVE RAN'S DAD A GAME FOR HIMSELF
Played this for a couple of hours but god, Kim is so fucking cute.
That Inn CG with Bertrand gave me butterflies in my stomach.
Wakka was definitely an early dorky crush. Still think he is the best character here with Yuna. Sorry to be a homewrecker Lulu but you guys have literally zero chemistry wtf.
So fucking Many. Gregor, Basilio, Vaike... Awakening has alright character writing but man is it charming.
Also I really wanted to date Lucina as a young teen, you unpack that.
Also I really wanted to date Lucina as a young teen, you unpack that.
Saber quickly stole my heart and is still my favourite FE character ever. Love that guy.
There are a bunch of hot people here but Ike is definitely the best character of the bunch. I always headcanoned him as asexual and the game is practically screaming Soren is his special one so I don't think it would work out.
First Fire Emblem and so many guys that caught my attention. A lot of male characters here just have the perfect balance of Nice but with a certain edge and angst that drives me crazy. Gilliam, Gerik, Cormag, Duessel...
No one understands Soseki like I do. Fuck your british twinks, he is the sex bomb here.
You cannot deny Higurashi would have been a much better experience for everyone involved if I was dating Tomitake.
Have met few people that played these games and didn't love Kyle. I sadly went a step further and I need him to breathe and survive.
Seiji Shingen is still one of my favourite male characters of all time? Genetically engineered for my tastes and just depressingly relatable. Idol franchises are designed to have One character like that for you. You are just averting your eyes.
Also sorry for cheating on you on your backloggd list note entry but Jiro and Michiru too.
Also sorry for cheating on you on your backloggd list note entry but Jiro and Michiru too.
I dunno what bullshit young me was on but I always found Eraqus hot. Writing side the test of time definitely didn't hold up!
Ryan you are the most perfect generic white man I have ever laid my eyes upon.
Got the PS3 version just for Papa Nier. WORTH IT!
Really wanted to date Junpei when I was younger. That feeling has subsided getting older but I love more and more his character the older I get.
One burden I will have to carry for me my entire life is that this game was my gay awakening. Fun fact, I have had Dojima in my keychain for the past 7 years.
Zenkichi.
Phoenix is ultra dateable but Gumshoe has to be up there as one of the most liked male characters of all time, right?
Sorry for having to google your name Datz I LOVE YOU!!!
DLC was worth it for the Rick and Morty guy but anime.
Godot is patient zero for my homosexuality and I have distinct memories of considering him a "mancrush" when I was 10. Make of that as you will.
If I had a nickle for every older reliable male character doing mountaneering with a terrible sense of loss and regret that occupies all his thoughts named Seiji I would have two nickles but it's weird that it happened twice.
Malik is easily my least favourite of the Tales of ossans but I feel like a 4chan incel saying 3/10 to beautiful women, like that guy is really solid.
Gotta finish this game just for Will and his painted on fucked up abs.
Biggest red flag about me is that I deeply relate to Alvin and also want to kiss him.
Julius is up there as literally the perfect fucking guy, they gave him incest undertones to nerf him because I swear to god lmao
I lied, biggest fucking red flag about me is that Rudolf is hot. HORRIBLE PERSON!!! DO NOT DATE!!!
Sigma is still my favourite protagonist of all time and I want to say it's for other reasons aside from hot but god he is hot. REMEMBER I LIKED HIM BEFORE UCHIKOSHI TWEETED THAT
Also a game with a gigantic set of hot NPCs. Will be forever salty Hanekoma wasn't here because he was my favorite in the original.
Barret is sadly a massive racial steorotype but he was far and beyond somehow the best character in here. I would treat him right. REALLY hoping there are bigger romantic undertones in the remake.
Feel like I am forever tied to this game until papa Shinonome gets reedemed.
Raven has always been my favourite of the Tales of ossans even before I played the game and god his writing is so fucking terrible but I still love his personality. Mental illness.
Really did not expect to like Riccardo as much as I did. That guy just fucks.
Can't hate him as the rest of the fanbase because I was down bad for Hagakure when I first played this. He is just dumb and dorky you guys!
Significantly more obnoxious in the localization.
Significantly more obnoxious in the localization.
I think a massive reason why this is my favourite in the trilogy is that I liked Kaito's character from the first moment and the game really wants you to care about him.
My love has subsided as I got older but I met many of my biggest online friends thanks to him (long story) so I have fond memories.
My love has subsided as I got older but I met many of my biggest online friends thanks to him (long story) so I have fond memories.
Please everyone go read this fic featuring my husband Harvey, it's unironically one of my favorite stories of all time.
(NSFW!)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23249827/chapters/55672465
(NSFW!)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23249827/chapters/55672465
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Don't hate the cringe, hate the part that despises the cringe.
another big boy lover, very epic
how i like a list on backloggd google search
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I dont know if I would date Kyle, but sure would love to hang out with him. Also: No edgy boy Vincent Valentine ? Big L.
Hanekoma is an amazing character so I'm glad to see more fans of him.
i didnt intend on having lucina be my wife but after a while shit... she became my waifu
Just wait until you find out Soseki Natsume was a real person.
Hell yeah this inspires me to make my own
@Lemonstrade And he was cute AF! I started some of his novels after finishing GAA lol
I expected a full list of waifus when I first saw this list but it turned out to be completely different than I expected based taste sir
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