Goddamn Alike Studios is so underrated it isn't funny.

Yet another grand game from Alike Game Studios; this studio just has a nice solid track record for phone games.

Just like the actual games they come from, Cuphead's songs were an absolute bop, Sans's songs were half middles and half very highs, and Bendy's songs were utter trash with only one good song that was revealed to us in the demo, meaning we didn't need to play the game for anything better from Bendy.

Better than the road version, but can still wear out its welcome if you try to play it all at once.

I don’t believe it. All the others games I played this year…lost to an app.

Seriously though, Love You To Bits is just one of the most charming games I ever played. Even after picking it up after so long it still makes me smile ear to ear. Sure some of the puzzles can make my blood boil a bit, but when a game is having me laugh at just how much of an adorable dork Kosmo is and making me feel smart for solving these puzzles while making me marvel at just how much you can interact in a point and click game without saying any words, I think the game has more than earned a 10/10.

At least it didn't involve any inhumane working conditions.

It's mini golf and it's extremely limited. At least the title is true.

The superior Mini Motorways, topped off with each character in the game having a unique and insane plot with a overarching theme about time travel.

Consider the trilogy defeated.

The superior game about donuts.

This game reminds me of a disappointing sequel to Star Wars!

6 points.

Just stick the comic, and check this out if it's on sale and you like the comic.

This game popped up right the heck out of nowhere with its charm and music. If you like Parappa, you'll like this as well.

This was actively boring to play through. It just feels so mindless.

I already forgot about it even after playing it 5 minutes ago.

Dang, that was actually a pretty fun shooter! Wonder if there are others I could check out...

This looks like a PS2 game with a PS1 camera and bland repetitive gameplay a la the worst shooters from the PS3 that I was able to play on the PS5 in the year 2022 when it came out in 2019 on the PS4.

Basically, it's bad.

Mappy was always nostalgic for me in a way, being one of the first games I really played, so I can't help but smile at this cute little twist of the formula.

You say "HAHA funny kids' game why is it even recognizable online", then you get to Owl and he wrecks your entire day. Than Tigger...was honestly extremely easy for me, NGL. But then, the demon himself, Christopher Robin, awaits you. Do you dare have the strength to fight him and win?

A pretty good and solid arcade game.

A realistic portrayal of anxiety shows that just because it's annoying most of the time, it is trying to help you and wants to be tamed.

Step 1: Slingshot yourself with your tongue.
Step 2: Go fast.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: PROFIT!

A nice little tribute to the fighting side-scrolling games of the past.

If they were humans this game would have been 10 times more horrifying.

This is just a charming idea let down heavily by just how boring the game is and how terrible the controls can be.

Yeah, I got Pac-Man fever! PAC! MAN! FEVER!

Bring back the world games, you cowards!

Edit: Oh, well I'll be damned.

A very cheesy and fun platformer with one terrible shoot 'em up level.

It can be quite annoying at times, but there is something good here that keeps me coming back. Black Knight and the freeze axe is OP.

Definitely a bit better when I didn't try to do it all at once. Still repetitive. Definitely more focused on the multiplayer aspect.

I don't really dig it.

An interesting spin on the original Dig-Dug formula, and managing to get all the enemies to fall into the ocean is always a blast.

At least Crash 4's rehased levels were optional...

The superior Death Stranding.

A perfect re-enactment of how I go around killing bugs that I know entered my home. Just less deadly and more cursing.

A very deep cut about how news focuses on the negative aspects of humanity, and it does so shamelessly and effectively.

Yeah, I put Balan Wonderworld above Crumble. I genuinely like this game. It's definitely a victim of being rushed out with some parts needing to be better implemented, but it's still a fun time in my opinion. The art, music, and even the gameplay with the costumes still put a smile on my face.

The fact that none of the other Rocket Slime games made it overseas is a shame.

One of the more unique and fun platformers of the olden days of console wars.

ANON GET OUT!

You can tell this game was made to be reacted to and screamed at.

What a nice story with nice characters. I hope the developer of the game isn't involved in any controversies that would make talking about this game hard to do...

Oh, so THIS is what mid is; completely fine, but with no incentive to come back and try to get better at the game.

Where.

The fuck.

IS RAPUNZEL?!?

Oh yeah, this game exists.

No, this game really isn't jamming, actually. Kind of boring.

Now this is a certified childhood classic.

They just watched NitroRad's video and fixed all his critiques; there's no other possible explanation.

Now, this is the kind of game that can benefit from Nintendo's post-launch add-ons while still not being that bad on its own for $15.

Yeah, still have no idea why Gadget got hitched to Zipper. Still a decently fun platformer.

Definitely a more unique idea on the "walking simulator" type game, but it's still a boring drag to play, even with the whole machine aspect.

Holy shit FNF corruption real

TAKE THE HIGHWAY YOU STUPID CARS!

One of the easiest 3D platformers I played, but also one of the most charming.

The Rabbids can talk with text boxes and voice acting now. Everyone take cover...which is easier to do with the gameplay change from the first game being superior—leading to an even more fun and creative game.

Oh, so a perfectly ok game...THAT'S where Joshscorcher got his name "Firebrand" from!

Too overly ambitious and trying to do the "LOL RANDOM=FUNNY" thing for its own good.

Unique presentation that gives way to unique puzzles.

What remains of "What Remains Of Edith Finch".

Not as stunning as the original, and the shortcomings of the original are a bit more prominent here, but it's still a charming game worth at least one trip.

I'm jealous of this game's dedication to making a joke at the Witness's expense.

Tiny Build, don't rely on the Hello Neighbor franchise. You're so much better when you're doing your own thing.

I have gained a newfound respect for people who master Puyo Puyo-type games.

Still has the same problems the other sports game have, but also has its own unique strengths to make up for it. One step forward, one step back. Still better than the two steps back Tennis and Golf got, and the step into the wood chipper Switch Sports got.

Absolute childhood classic from a very good series that needs to have the remaster for the next two games ready!

Somedays I need to wake up and tell myself I’m not a turn based strategy guy.

This made me realize I like the Layton-style puzzles and that I wasn't a Phoenix Wright fan.

F-ZERO OUTTA 10! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, actually more like 4 outta 10.

I can see Nintendo's idea of keeping a game alive with free updates. Maybe if we didn't have two games that felt similar to one another, it could have worked better. Unfortunately, Wii Sports Resort is still the superior game.

A monument to an actually pretty good phone game.

Simplistic and easy to understand score attack game with slippery controls making it feel like you're on ice.

Okay, that's the point, but it's still not enjoyable.

Yeah, I played it again. Still a banger.

Beaten in the Reverie collection. Definitely a cute and charming game, albeit one with controls that just feel a bit too slippery for me. And that wind bullet keeps feeling a bit too short and unreliable at times.

Good premise brought down by shady micro-transactions littering the place.

A better game was just in arms reach, but alas...

Totally Reliable Delivery Service exists. This game is just that, and it's lucky it came out first. Still doesn't mean I rather play this than that.

The lore and characters in this game are this game's strongest suit. If this game can expand without Mike Z, I would love to see comics and TV shows about these characters. Peacock deserves her own Black and White cartoon show.

Definitely a bit shorter than the original Cuphead, but damn if it isn't just as fun! If I packaged Cuphead with it's DLC, it definitely would be a bit higher up on my favorite games of all time's list!

Thank you Nintendo for giving this game away for free for a week with NSO membership. The game is actually pretty fun, even if annoying with some of the bonus objectives.

The world is undergoing a roundabout, and it feels just as repetitive as it sounds.

The fact that this idea works as well as it does is amazing.

Combining abilities was fun. Trying to figure out what abilities I needed for 100% was not.

"Undefeatable" is overrated. Boom. Send Tweet.

Way more complex than an arcade machine was thought to be at the time.

It's not FlingSmash, Geist, or Burnout Crash!.
Not Mario Party 6 or Ultra Smash.
Neither Clubhouse Games or Wii Fit Plus.
Nor Family Feud on SNE-us.
All the games I played, whether good or bad,
Have tropes in common. My favorite doo-dads!
They may be rushed or plain or flawed, but ain't RPGs.
Oh, thank god.

Are my tastes just bad?
Am I the one to blame?
Or is it RPGs that are
Dumb. And lame.

Why don't you play them?

They just take so damn long to complete.

Why don't you play them?

Sixty hours just to rinse and repeat.

But you can grind for years just to beat that boss, oooh-ooh

Why waste all this time on just one game?

Why don't you play them?

Turn-based battles and too much text.
I'd rather be out not having sex.
Menu clutter and useless stats.
And random encounters can kiss my ass!
No gameplay till hours in.
Combat ready! How did I win?
The same thing happens over again.
And then their fun part comes up when?
I missed one thing and now I'm lost.
That one inch of text really meant a lot?
There's some shop with items I can't afford.
So grind for money. You won't be bored!
I'm tired. I'm scared. I'm not having fun.
There's no other way this can be spun!
What do I do? What do I check?
It's an RPG. What did I expect?

Why don't you play them?

They're so good, though.
You can't have opinions!

Listen, guys.

Why don't you play them?

They're not my style!

Start a new file.

Why don't you- Why don't- Why- why- Why don't you-

I'm more of a Crash Bandicoot guy.

I really wish I was a Metroidvania fan. I remember beating it twice; getting the bad ending than the good ending, and just thinking it was a 7/10. Replaying it now, it was a 7 or 8 out of 10 till I got to the Deepnest, when it became a 6/10. The Deepnest changes a person.

If you played the original, this is still worth checking out. But it isn't going to light the world up again like the original.

Splatoon 2.5. I somewhat kid, but it's still a fun game, with a pretty good story mode that beats the story modes of the last two games. Octoling Expansion still edges this game's story out a bit, but it's still worth the bu-

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I mean, I guess it's a passable Zelda-like game...but I'm not really a Zelda guy, so I really don't feel that much from it.

I ordered a donut and all I got was a lousy hole. Took about 90 minutes to breeze through; not really a lot of replay value, if any, but still fun for a go around or two.

Showed me just how fun town building can be, especially if the roguelite element of the game is rather lackluster.

The combat really isn't my cup of tea, nor is the badge system. I would take permanent upgrades and level everything up at once over those annoying badge points and leveling only one stat at a time any day of the week.

Edit: Bumping this up to 7/10 because of the Toad that cheated on his girlfriend.

Mario Kart and Crash Team Racing spoiled me

I like Super Paper Mario. That is my response to the question of why this is so low.

Definitely the peak of tower defense games. I'm not a big fan of how they block off abilities until you use towers enough times, but I can see that being an interesting design choice to incentivize people into trying out different towers.

As funny man Peter Griffin once said, It insists upon itself.

A fun game, this Banjo-Kazooie, but rate it too high up, it can't be! Sure I love the Monster Mansion and Freezy Peak, but there is more here that I managed to seek. With Rusty Buckets and the Cavern of Clanker, makes me curse out and my feelings feel danker. Add in a camera that makes aiming a chore, and I can't see just why this game is so widely adored. Nice to see Banjo and his friend make it to smash, but another go on this game so soon is one I'll pass.

Still a solid 7/10, just wanted to voice some criticisms that I never saw for this game.

As soon as I heard that intro song I knew I was in for a fun time.

It's a cute game in the village, and you play as a horrible goose. Your day won't be ruined if you play this.

The multiplayer really is the true highlight of these games.