Games I Played in 2023 - RANKED
favorite to least favorite - notes on degree of completion in each title
Now playing:
- Kirby Planet Robobot
Now playing:
- Kirby Planet Robobot
67 Games
1st playthrough - PC
Worlds 6/9 completed
Frustratingly near-perfect. The developer's coy and condescending reaction to the objective truth that this game's "difficulty" is broken enemy spawn non-design prevents it from being the casual PC platformer masterpiece it so aspires to be.
You can't "Get Good" at Vividlope, not on stages where arbitrary enemy spawn acts in defiance of "uninterrupted-flow" gameplay loops. Instead each run is the crank of a slot machine arm; fingers crossed for favorable spawn patterns that you can awkwardly dance around.
Worlds 6/9 completed
Frustratingly near-perfect. The developer's coy and condescending reaction to the objective truth that this game's "difficulty" is broken enemy spawn non-design prevents it from being the casual PC platformer masterpiece it so aspires to be.
You can't "Get Good" at Vividlope, not on stages where arbitrary enemy spawn acts in defiance of "uninterrupted-flow" gameplay loops. Instead each run is the crank of a slot machine arm; fingers crossed for favorable spawn patterns that you can awkwardly dance around.
1st playthrough - Switch
Day 121
The 5 Crowns: collected
Mr. Sun's Hatbox: not collected
Day 121
The 5 Crowns: collected
Mr. Sun's Hatbox: not collected
1st playthrough - PC
Total time: 6:26:43.02
Total damage: 212
Total score: 202,173
Enemies killed: 1,908
THAT'S THE ONE OFFICER! end card
Total time: 6:26:43.02
Total damage: 212
Total score: 202,173
Enemies killed: 1,908
THAT'S THE ONE OFFICER! end card
1st playthrough - PC
Main story: Complete (Hard + Jester difficulty)
Main story: Complete (Hard + Jester difficulty)
1st playthrough - PC
89% completion
Greatest Jubilee achieved
89% completion
Greatest Jubilee achieved
2nd playthrough - Nintendo Switch
Completed
Shares more intimacy with its player than any visual novel or dating sim could ever hope to.
Completed
Shares more intimacy with its player than any visual novel or dating sim could ever hope to.
1st playthrough - Nintendo Switch
1st playthrough - PC
Chapter 3/? completed
Chapter 3/? completed
1st playthrough - PS4
Enging completed
Enging completed
abandoned - Project 64
43 stars collected
Much like the multitude of other video game "creepypasta" horror that exists within the digital soup, B3313 is yet another title that takes you for an idiot for daring to dream about a world that lies out of bounds.
43 stars collected
Much like the multitude of other video game "creepypasta" horror that exists within the digital soup, B3313 is yet another title that takes you for an idiot for daring to dream about a world that lies out of bounds.
1st Playthrough - 3DS
Main campaign: Complete
Main campaign: Complete
1st playthrough - PC
Spark's story: complete
Fark's story: complete
Spark's challenge: incomplete
Total time: 10.4h
Spark's story: complete
Fark's story: complete
Spark's challenge: incomplete
Total time: 10.4h
1st playthrough - 3DS
All items collected
Tower of Fate cleared
All items collected
Tower of Fate cleared
1st playthrough - 3DS
Stage 52/100
Stage 52/100
1st playthrough - 3DS
5 medals
Special 8-Crown cleared (M+L)
5 medals
Special 8-Crown cleared (M+L)
1st playthrough - PC
Completed
Completed
1st playthrough - PC
Meat Circus completed
Meat Circus completed
1st playthrough - Dolphin
Hit ratio: 65%
Enemies killed: 950
Number of times killed: 75
Clear time: 18:20'45"
Hit ratio: 65%
Enemies killed: 950
Number of times killed: 75
Clear time: 18:20'45"
2nd playthrough - PCSX2
Twins defeated
92% collected
Twins defeated
92% collected
1st playthrough - Dolphin
30 parts/28 days
731 sprouted pikmin
354 surviving/371 lost
30 parts/28 days
731 sprouted pikmin
354 surviving/371 lost
1st playthrough - Duckstation
Completed
Completed
1st playthrough - Duckstation
Completed
Completed
1st playthrough - Duckstation
Completed
Completed
2nd playthrough - Retroid, Duckstation
100%
100%
2nd playthrough - duckstation
All little critters rescued
All little critters rescued
1st playthrough - Beetle Saturn
English Localization mod
Leone Rhodes: Level 2+ ending
Lila Hart: incomplete
Metical Flair: incomplete
Naira Savage: Level 2+ ending
Ruphiah Rood: incomplete
Koron Steiner: incomplete
Kina Dibiase: incomplete
English Localization mod
Leone Rhodes: Level 2+ ending
Lila Hart: incomplete
Metical Flair: incomplete
Naira Savage: Level 2+ ending
Ruphiah Rood: incomplete
Koron Steiner: incomplete
Kina Dibiase: incomplete
6th playthrough - Switch via Mario All Stars
120 Stars
120 Stars
1st playthrough - Genesis Plus GX
0cc
Sharp Steel defeated
0cc
Sharp Steel defeated
1st playthrough - Snes9x current
1cc
2,033,390pts
1cc
2,033,390pts
1st playthrough - Snes9x Current
[Ted Woolsey Uncut hack]
Completed - 31:42
[Ted Woolsey Uncut hack]
Completed - 31:42
1st playthrough - Genesis Plus GX
Complete - 6:07
Complete - 6:07
1st playthrough - Switch
Knee-Deep in the Dead: completed
The Shores of Hell: completed
Inferno: completed
They Flesh Consumed: incomplete
Knee-Deep in the Dead: completed
The Shores of Hell: completed
Inferno: completed
They Flesh Consumed: incomplete
A playthrough - MESEN
Nintendo's worst attempt at a suitable Tetris replacement. Beyond the curiosity of Pokemon OST rough drafts sneaking their way in here one could simply play Panel De Pon.
Nintendo's worst attempt at a suitable Tetris replacement. Beyond the curiosity of Pokemon OST rough drafts sneaking their way in here one could simply play Panel De Pon.
1st playthrough - MESEN
1cc - EASY
212k points
1cc - EASY
212k points
Unknown repeat playthrough - Genesis Plus GX
6/7 Emeralds collected
Final score: 126880
6/7 Emeralds collected
Final score: 126880
1st playthrough - Genesis Plus GX
0cc
0cc
1st playthrough - Snes9x Current
100% completed
100% completed
MAME
level 4
level 4
1st playthrough - Mesen
Abandoned
Abandoned
1st playthrough - Mesen
Incomplete
Incomplete
MAME
level 12
level 12
1st playthrough - Mesen
Original quest complete
Original quest complete