Games I Played in 2023 - RANKED

favorite to least favorite - notes on degree of completion in each title

Now playing:
- Kirby Planet Robobot

Persona 5 Royal
Persona 5 Royal
NieR: Automata
NieR: Automata
Super Mario 64
Super Mario 64
6th playthrough - Switch via Mario All Stars

120 Stars
Pizza Tower
Pizza Tower
1st playthrough - PC

Total time: 6:26:43.02
Total damage: 212
Total score: 202,173
Enemies killed: 1,908

THAT'S THE ONE OFFICER! end card
Vampire Survivors
Vampire Survivors
1st playthrough - PC

89% completion
Greatest Jubilee achieved
Inscryption
Inscryption
Super Mario World
Super Mario World
1st playthrough - Snes9x Current

100% completed
Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil 4
1st playthrough - Dolphin

Hit ratio: 65%
Enemies killed: 950
Number of times killed: 75
Clear time: 18:20'45"
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Katana Zero
Katana Zero
Super Mario Bros. 3
Super Mario Bros. 3
Psychonauts
Psychonauts
1st playthrough - PC

Meat Circus completed
Doom
Doom
1st playthrough - Switch

Knee-Deep in the Dead: completed
The Shores of Hell: completed
Inferno: completed
They Flesh Consumed: incomplete
Unpacking
Unpacking
2nd playthrough - Nintendo Switch

Completed

Shares more intimacy with its player than any visual novel or dating sim could ever hope to.
Psychonauts 2
Psychonauts 2
1st playthrough - PS4

Enging completed
Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog
Unknown repeat playthrough - Genesis Plus GX

6/7 Emeralds collected
Final score: 126880
Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
Final Fantasy VI
Final Fantasy VI
1st playthrough - Snes9x Current
[Ted Woolsey Uncut hack]

Completed - 31:42
Super Mario 3D Land
Super Mario 3D Land
1st playthrough - 3DS

5 medals
Special 8-Crown cleared (M+L)
The Legend of Zelda
The Legend of Zelda
1st playthrough - Mesen

Original quest complete
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Pikmin
Pikmin
1st playthrough - Dolphin

30 parts/28 days
731 sprouted pikmin
354 surviving/371 lost
Cave Story
Cave Story
Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
Super Mario Land
Super Mario Land
Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
2nd playthrough - duckstation

All little critters rescued
Kirby: Planet Robobot
Kirby: Planet Robobot
Metroid
Metroid
1st playthrough - Mesen

Abandoned
Spyro the Dragon
Spyro the Dragon
2nd playthrough - Retroid, Duckstation

100%
Mega Man 11
Mega Man 11
Crash Twinsanity
Crash Twinsanity
2nd playthrough - PCSX2

Twins defeated
92% collected
Gunstar Heroes
Gunstar Heroes
Tony Hawk's Underground
Tony Hawk's Underground
WarioWare Gold
WarioWare Gold
1st Playthrough - 3DS

Main campaign: Complete
Spark the Electric Jester 3
Spark the Electric Jester 3
1st playthrough - PC

Main story: Complete (Hard + Jester difficulty)
Alien Soldier
Alien Soldier
1st playthrough - Genesis Plus GX

0cc
Sharp Steel defeated
Jumping Flash!
Jumping Flash!
Wild Guns
Wild Guns
1st playthrough - Snes9x current

1cc
2,033,390pts
Yoshi
Yoshi
A playthrough - MESEN

Nintendo's worst attempt at a suitable Tetris replacement. Beyond the curiosity of Pokemon OST rough drafts sneaking their way in here one could simply play Panel De Pon.
Shovel Knight: Shovel of Hope
Shovel Knight: Shovel of Hope
1st playthrough - 3DS

All items collected
Tower of Fate cleared
Mighty No. 9
Mighty No. 9
Zelle
Zelle
Zombie Nation
Zombie Nation
1st playthrough - MESEN

1cc - EASY
212k points
Copy Kitty
Copy Kitty
Gotta Protectors
Gotta Protectors
1st playthrough - 3DS

Stage 52/100
Ribbit King
Ribbit King
Spark the Electric Jester
Spark the Electric Jester
1st playthrough - PC

Spark's story: complete
Fark's story: complete
Spark's challenge: incomplete
Total time: 10.4h
Planet Laika
Planet Laika
1st playthrough - Duckstation

Completed
M.U.S.H.A.
M.U.S.H.A.
1st playthrough - Genesis Plus GX

0cc
Lost in the Static
Lost in the Static
1st playthrough - PC

Completed
Style Savvy: Styling Star
Style Savvy: Styling Star
Pig Eat Ball
Pig Eat Ball
Balan Wonderworld
Balan Wonderworld
Nazo no Murasame Jou
Nazo no Murasame Jou
1st playthrough - Mesen

Incomplete
Popful Mail: Magical Fantasy Adventure
Popful Mail: Magical Fantasy Adventure
1st playthrough - Genesis Plus GX

Complete - 6:07
Mr. Sun's Hatbox
Mr. Sun's Hatbox
1st playthrough - Switch

Day 121
The 5 Crowns: collected
Mr. Sun's Hatbox: not collected
Yumeiri
Yumeiri
Vividlope
Vividlope
1st playthrough - PC

Worlds 6/9 completed

Frustratingly near-perfect. The developer's coy and condescending reaction to the objective truth that this game's "difficulty" is broken enemy spawn non-design prevents it from being the casual PC platformer masterpiece it so aspires to be.

You can't "Get Good" at Vividlope, not on stages where arbitrary enemy spawn acts in defiance of "uninterrupted-flow" gameplay loops. Instead each run is the crank of a slot machine arm; fingers crossed for favorable spawn patterns that you can awkwardly dance around.
Mary-Kate & Ashley: Magical Mystery Mall
Mary-Kate & Ashley: Magical Mystery Mall
1st playthrough - Duckstation

Completed
Bulk Slash
Bulk Slash
1st playthrough - Beetle Saturn
English Localization mod

Leone Rhodes: Level 2+ ending
Lila Hart: incomplete
Metical Flair: incomplete
Naira Savage: Level 2+ ending
Ruphiah Rood: incomplete
Koron Steiner: incomplete
Kina Dibiase: incomplete
Spark the Electric Jester 2
Spark the Electric Jester 2
Rygar
Rygar
MAME

level 12
Inspector Gadget: Gadget's Crazy Maze
Inspector Gadget: Gadget's Crazy Maze
1st playthrough - Duckstation

Completed
Momoko 120%
Momoko 120%
MAME

level 4
B3313
B3313
abandoned - Project 64

43 stars collected

Much like the multitude of other video game "creepypasta" horror that exists within the digital soup, B3313 is yet another title that takes you for an idiot for daring to dream about a world that lies out of bounds.
SpookWare
SpookWare
1st playthrough - PC

Chapter 3/? completed
Negative Nancy
Negative Nancy
1st playthrough - Nintendo Switch

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