The only good videogame titles

List subject to change and mood swings.

The 3rd Birthday
The 3rd Birthday
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
Adios
Adios
"The only thing that's left for me to say is Adios"
Ape Out
Ape Out
Gut-punch.
Armored Core: For Answer
Armored Core: For Answer
Arrest of a stone Buddha
Arrest of a stone Buddha
Karma chainsmoking.
Buckshot Roulette
Buckshot Roulette
Cruelty Squad
Cruelty Squad
There's something deliciously vile about calling your game Cruelty Squad, regardless of if the game's good or not.
Destiny
Destiny
Videogames are our destiny.
Deus Ex
Deus Ex
Directed by Tarsem Singh.
Disco Elysium
Disco Elysium
Doom
Doom
Track No.7 - Authorization : Olivia Pierce (2:24)
Elden Ring
Elden Ring
There's a ring, and it's elden.
Every Extend Extra
Every Extend Extra
YES.
E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
Final Fantasy Type-0
Final Fantasy Type-0
Floppy Bird
Floppy Bird
Flower, Sun, and Rain
Flower, Sun, and Rain
Fuck You Witch
Fuck You Witch
Fugue in Void
Fugue in Void
A fugue is something so adolescent that to suggest a void underneath just makes the escape all more tender.
Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
With Bennett Fody.
Halo: Reach
Halo: Reach
Every blockbuster should be called Halo Reach.
A Hand With Many Fingers
A Hand With Many Fingers
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.
I Am Jesus Christ
I Am Jesus Christ
Inside
Inside
Only in a videogame
Could this be so efficient.
Kid Icarus
Kid Icarus
La femme qui ne supportait pas les ordinateurs
La femme qui ne supportait pas les ordinateurs
The Last of Us Part II
The Last of Us Part II
Putting Part.II after such a title hints at an unwilling continuation, a story that was left unfinished and restless - with a hint of vengeance, maybe even regret.
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Air.
Live A Live
Live A Live
Marginalia
Marginalia
In bloom.
Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
Max Payne 2 : The Fall of Max Payne - A Film Noir Love Story
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
There's a lovely reiteration in "Metal Gear Solid" ; that a piece of machinery couldn't be anything other than tangibly physical. But most other titles in the series trace a direct haptic lineage between each words whereas Snake Eater melds all this fuselage into a jungle hybrid.
The best names never belong to the Americans.
Metroid: Other M
Metroid: Other M
Metroid is a great word in itself - it's sweet and crunchy - but to suggest a dark side to it ? Madness.
Monster Hunter Tri
Monster Hunter Tri
Tri as a cry, Tri as a comma, Tri as a question.
Mother 3
Mother 3
Ominous.
Paratopic
Paratopic
Post Void
Post Void
Post Void ; gaming after the primordial soup.
P.T.
P.T.
"P.T."

Portable. Terror.
Queer Man Peering Into A Rock Pool.jpg
Queer Man Peering Into A Rock Pool.jpg
The Rapture is Here and You will be Forcibly Removed from Your Home
The Rapture is Here and You will be Forcibly Removed from Your Home
Resident Evil Code: Veronica X
Resident Evil Code: Veronica X
It happens in four stages :
First the usual Resident Evil...
Then a codename.
Who's Veronica ?
X, for end of the line buddy.
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga
Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga
True Metempsychosis of the Goddess : Digital Devil Saga.
The Stillness of the Wind
The Stillness of the Wind
Peak Palme d'Or Prestige Title.
Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin
Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin
The Terrence Malick of JRPGs
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
The fact that its true title is Ogre Battle Saga Episode VII makes it ten times better.
Thirty Flights of Loving
Thirty Flights of Loving
Unicorn Overlord
Unicorn Overlord
Water Womb World
Water Womb World

3 Comments


5 months ago

But no Snood.

5 months ago

@_YALP
Wtf is Snood
This is a wonderful list oh my gosh!!!


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