The only good videogame titles

List subject to change and mood swings.

Disco Elysium
Disco Elysium
Inside
Inside
Only in a videogame
Could this be so efficient.
Arrest of a stone Buddha
Arrest of a stone Buddha
Karma chainsmoking.
P.T.
P.T.
"P.T."

Portable. Terror.
The Stillness of the Wind
The Stillness of the Wind
Peak Palme d'Or Prestige Title.
Live A Live
Live A Live
Marginalia
Marginalia
In bloom.
Buckshot Roulette
Buckshot Roulette
Deus Ex
Deus Ex
Directed by Tarsem Singh.
Doom
Doom
Track No.7 - Authorization : Olivia Pierce (2:24)
E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
With Bennett Fody.
Monster Hunter Tri
Monster Hunter Tri
Tri as a cry, Tri as a comma, Tri as a question.
The Rapture is Here and You will be Forcibly Removed from Your Home
The Rapture is Here and You will be Forcibly Removed from Your Home
Thirty Flights of Loving
Thirty Flights of Loving
Fugue in Void
Fugue in Void
A fugue is something so adolescent that to suggest a void underneath just makes the escape all more tender.
Kid Icarus
Kid Icarus
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
There's a lovely reiteration in "Metal Gear Solid" ; that a piece of machinery couldn't be anything other than tangibly physical. But most other titles in the series trace a direct haptic lineage between each words whereas Snake Eater melds all this fuselage into a jungle hybrid.
The best names never belong to the Americans.
Adios
Adios
"The only thing that's left for me to say is Adios"
Halo: Reach
Halo: Reach
Every blockbuster should be called Halo Reach.
Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
Max Payne 2 : The Fall of Max Payne - A Film Noir Love Story
Metroid: Other M
Metroid: Other M
Metroid is a great word in itself - it's sweet and crunchy - but to suggest a dark side to it ? Madness.
Paratopic
Paratopic

Unrated

A Hand With Many Fingers
A Hand With Many Fingers
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.

Unrated

Cruelty Squad
Cruelty Squad
There's something deliciously vile about calling your game Cruelty Squad, regardless of if the game's good or not.

Unrated

Final Fantasy Type-0
Final Fantasy Type-0

Unrated

Flower, Sun, and Rain
Flower, Sun, and Rain

Unrated

La femme qui ne supportait pas les ordinateurs
La femme qui ne supportait pas les ordinateurs

Unrated

Mother 3
Mother 3
Ominous.

Unrated

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Queer Man Peering Into A Rock Pool.jpg

Unrated

Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Return to Castle Wolfenstein

Unrated

Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin
Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin
The Terrence Malick of JRPGs

Unrated

The Last of Us Part II
The Last of Us Part II
Putting Part.II after such a title hints at an unwilling continuation, a story that was left unfinished and restless - with a hint of vengeance, maybe even regret.

Unrated

Unicorn Overlord
Unicorn Overlord

Unrated

Water Womb World
Water Womb World

Unrated

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Unrated

Ape Out
Ape Out
Gut-punch.

Unrated

Armored Core: For Answer
Armored Core: For Answer

Unrated

Destiny
Destiny
Videogames are our destiny.

Unrated

Elden Ring
Elden Ring
There's a ring, and it's elden.

Unrated

Every Extend Extra
Every Extend Extra
YES.

Unrated

Floppy Bird
Floppy Bird

Unrated

Fuck You Witch
Fuck You Witch

Unrated

I Am Jesus Christ
I Am Jesus Christ

Unrated

Post Void
Post Void
Post Void ; gaming after the primordial soup.

Unrated

Resident Evil Code: Veronica X
Resident Evil Code: Veronica X
It happens in four stages :
First the usual Resident Evil...
Then a codename.
Who's Veronica ?
X, for end of the line buddy.

Unrated

Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga
Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga
True Metempsychosis of the Goddess : Digital Devil Saga.

Unrated

Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
The fact that its true title is Ogre Battle Saga Episode VII makes it ten times better.

Unrated

The 3rd Birthday
The 3rd Birthday

Unrated

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Air.

3 Comments


5 months ago

But no Snood.

5 months ago

@_YALP
Wtf is Snood
This is a wonderful list oh my gosh!!!


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