STOP DOING 'MORE THINGS' SEQUELS, AND PLEASE STOP DOING THEM WITH COOL HALCYONIC ARTSTYLES, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART

We are all WAY too generous to this janky motherfucker and will continue to do so

"I Love You As A Woman Even More"

It's cool ig

Great song selection and vibe, wish I was better at this

kino

It's like 40 minutes longer than it has any right to be

GOOD: It's Monkey Island with Scooby

BAD: It's Monkey Island with Scooby

Oh, THERE'S the gameplay.

...where's the enemy design

Man NES stuff deserves a lot more respect

Evil to an excessive degree, proof that maybe Sonic Team shouldn't listen to the fans as often as they think they should

This is great for like the first 2 cups and then it keeps going and going. Good roster tho

It's good! It's damn good!! It deserves more credit!!

Very cute!!

JFC stop putting obscene difficulty bumps at the end of your shmups Hudson

A very tender and well-considered introspection into the vicious cycle of loneliness and intrusive thinking and how it takes us away from people who need help just as much as we do

But the gameplay sucks lmao

i mean, it's bomberman

Stop putting obscene difficulty bumps at the end of your shmups Hudson

If I watched this at any time of my life other than first week of training at a dogshit horrible job I probably would've been hooked to toku for life, this was so cool

Incredibly based for confirming that Amy is, in fact, a white woman

Why is it called Twin Hawk if there's only One of them? bombs Oh shit now there are Seven of them, oh shit, oh ass, oh cock

There's flubbing your final act and then there's Vixen 357

Abominable, downright rancid balancing, thoroughly miserable, weakest of the Advance games, but still had some cool moments

Kaneko did right once i guess

Have you ever been 'aw shit I wanna buy a new game on the eShop but I don't wanna spend too much' so you settle for an 80% off 1.99 indie platformer with no sauce and no ideas and no future? Then you've played AVGN 1&2, unfortunately.

grazing so close to God's light

early beatmania has a sound that commands respect. not a good sound, mind you.

After so many countless accolades from PC-E-heads (including Kanye???), I was blown away that this was identical to every other Compile game but maybe a little worse.

It did the 'rescue your player character with a second player character' thing years before anyone else, pretty mid otherwise

Tetris for indie devs?

phoenix games

How do you gentrify an N64 game

Mid

Idk it's fine?

Great bridge-point between the early and later 573-era games, but the song selection could be better on PS1

Had me in the second half ngl

Good Darius 1 port, but not as good as MD Extra Version

it's good but nintentubers really neglect to acknowledge how bizarrely unfinished it is

Cool progenitor to a whole Japanese genre, don't have any interest in coming back to it

Looks and feels immaculate, plays pretty badly

Behind every cool/cute PC-E anime character is... a suite of nice cutscenes with no gameplay???

Reading Mein Kampf and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the bus know I disagree with it

Psygnosis apologist

It's solid but damn I wish the best Master System platformers weren't fucking Mickey Mouse games

Pretty underwhelming, remember not feeling very warm about it

weatherby gaming

All these Capcom Mickey games are cool but kinda just worse versions of other games they made

It's cool, fuck the lava level

Support our main man kenney

Bomberman but a platformer turns out pretty great as long as you don't have to engage with it like a bomberman game

pop'n is cool but they're fucking ridiculous if they think i'm gonna burn 2 years of my life just to learn what they consider the mid-tier difficulty of charts

Very unique structure and vibes, definitely recommended for MS/GG-heads

Why the fuck did they put this bimbo on my mean bean machine

I cannot remember if this was better or worse than Tant-R

it's like bishiBashi before bishiBashi was a thing, it's cool

top 10 walking sims

Better than 2 but ehhhh

Where's the gameplay?

Wolfteam should've made more stuff like this instead of 7/10 RPGs

Mid (affectionate-pending)

Wtf it's actually good

idk it was cool

Imitating the Europeans sure is a way to go

I'm sorry Maradona

The courage macaroni bit but with platforming and combat

This was really solid when in the spots where it wasn't obviously unfinished. I really wish I didn't have to say that about every new Sonic game.

Evil screaming incantations

I'm sorry Jenny

Why does everyone drop their pants for this MD port

Evil kino

I played this for beta-testing-related-purposes and so much time has passed I'm no longer sure if the project this was related to has been publicly announced yet

This game is racist against fish specifically

Grinding is (sometimes) cool

mid

Heyheyheyheyheyhey what if, heheheh, what if, heheheheheheheh, the queen, heheheheh, her clothes, hehehehehehehehe, the clothes, heheheheheheh, they go OOPS, uh oh, eek! My clothes! Ooohhhh my goodness gracious! I am Nakey!! OOooooooh my!!!!

Mid. Turns out the bootleg pikachu music came from here. Huh.

the pink girl is cute

Gorgeous mid is still mid unfortunately

THEY PROGRAMMED CROUCHING WRONG???? WHO DOES THAT??????

Every DDR game has a song about hard fucking but I didn't expect this game to have a song that's literally 'stop cumming early' and its album art is a dude in tightly-whities clutching a gun near his dick

We've got to ceeeelebraaaate our differenceeeeees

JaFAR, there's TWO of me

https://www.backloggd.com/u/MagneticBurn/review/718449/

Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Mid

Stop putting obscene difficulty bumps at the end of your shmups Hudson

The middest of the mid, I've said mid a lot but this is like, the lowest effort a game has ever put into itself while still being just a little bit enjoyable. Nutty.

A GOOD Euroshmup????!? Groovy!!!!

It fucking sucks DICK

But Yousuke Yasui, oh my god, Yousuke Yasui, you always, always deliver

Mid

Penith

Still mid

Dogshit

Mid. Did you know someone's making a fan sequel to this for MD with ripped sprites from other games? Very cool.

Look man I play dozens of rhythm games and play piano, I cannot wrap my head around this, they bit off way more than they could chew

Jenny read the entire Ken Penders manifesto while I raced this with Weatherby and I don't think I'll ever experience something so magical ever again in my life

Mid, arguably dogshit, but it has Pastel and the Moai

This sucked, why did I give it a 5???

The better half of the MS library is unfortunately still mid. Heard this is better on MSX?

Mid

It was mid when I played it but I know it's the kind of brainmulch I would rot myself on if I had hardware to play it on