The only good videogame titles

List subject to change and mood swings.

There's a lovely reiteration in "Metal Gear Solid" ; that a piece of machinery couldn't be anything other than tangibly physical. But most other titles in the series trace a direct haptic lineage between each words whereas Snake Eater melds all this fuselage into a jungle hybrid.
The best names never belong to the Americans.
Ominous.
There's a ring, and it's elden.
Directed by Tarsem Singh.
"P.T."

Portable. Terror.
There's something deliciously vile about calling your game Cruelty Squad, regardless of if the game's good or not.
The fact that its true title is Ogre Battle Saga Episode VII makes it ten times better.
Putting Part.II after such a title hints at an unwilling continuation, a story that was left unfinished and restless - with a hint of vengeance, maybe even regret.
Max Payne 2 : The Fall of Max Payne - A Film Noir Love Story
True Metempsychosis of the Goddess : Digital Devil Saga.
Every blockbuster should be called Halo Reach.
Track No.7 - Authorization : Olivia Pierce (2:24)
Only in a videogame
Could this be so efficient.
Post Void ; gaming after the primordial soup.
Tri as a cry, Tri as a comma, Tri as a question.
The Terrence Malick of JRPGs
Gut-punch.
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.
It happens in four stages :
First the usual Resident Evil...
Then a codename.
Who's Veronica ?
X, for end of the line buddy.
Karma chainsmoking.
In bloom.
Videogames are our destiny.
"The only thing that's left for me to say is Adios"
Peak Palme d'Or Prestige Title.
A fugue is something so adolescent that to suggest a void underneath just makes the escape all more tender.
Metroid is a great word in itself - it's sweet and crunchy - but to suggest a dark side to it ? Madness.

3 Comments


6 months ago

But no Snood.

6 months ago

@_YALP
Wtf is Snood
This is a wonderful list oh my gosh!!!


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