The only good videogame titles

List subject to change and mood swings.

The Terrence Malick of JRPGs
There's a ring, and it's elden.
"The only thing that's left for me to say is Adios"
There's something deliciously vile about calling your game Cruelty Squad, regardless of if the game's good or not.
Post Void ; gaming after the primordial soup.
Putting Part.II after such a title hints at an unwilling continuation, a story that was left unfinished and restless - with a hint of vengeance, maybe even regret.
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.
Karma chainsmoking.
Gut-punch.
Peak Palme d'Or Prestige Title.
A fugue is something so adolescent that to suggest a void underneath just makes the escape all more tender.
In bloom.
Only in a videogame
Could this be so efficient.
Videogames are our destiny.
"P.T."

Portable. Terror.
The fact that its true title is Ogre Battle Saga Episode VII makes it ten times better.
Every blockbuster should be called Halo Reach.
Metroid is a great word in itself - it's sweet and crunchy - but to suggest a dark side to it ? Madness.
Tri as a cry, Tri as a comma, Tri as a question.
Ominous.
There's a lovely reiteration in "Metal Gear Solid" ; that a piece of machinery couldn't be anything other than tangibly physical. But most other titles in the series trace a direct haptic lineage between each words whereas Snake Eater melds all this fuselage into a jungle hybrid.
The best names never belong to the Americans.
True Metempsychosis of the Goddess : Digital Devil Saga.
Max Payne 2 : The Fall of Max Payne - A Film Noir Love Story
It happens in four stages :
First the usual Resident Evil...
Then a codename.
Who's Veronica ?
X, for end of the line buddy.
Directed by Tarsem Singh.
Track No.7 - Authorization : Olivia Pierce (2:24)

3 Comments


6 months ago

But no Snood.

6 months ago

@_YALP
Wtf is Snood
This is a wonderful list oh my gosh!!!


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