Problematic Games
look, if i was in charge of these, id probably change some things around
70 Games
in which 10 year olds are made to perform an abortion to save the world
unhinged game. in addition to what these two said, it locks behind some of its best content behind a so-called "genocide route" (kingbancho/Hattori)
games in which you defend murderers and pin the crime on people who just happened to be there
placeholder for whole series. teaches kids to enslave animals and make them fight each other instead of fetching pails of water. notably black/white antagonise a team who think that pokemon should be treated better
"Blue Birds" is military propaganda
cannibalism is not ok no matter how cool it looks
going into people's houses and breaking their pots is definitely not ok
you are literally starving the cats and sending their food off to die in outer space
assumes you have some
imagine just chilling when your house gets rolled up because a shitty dad fucked up and is forcing his son to labour for him
teaches kids to follow their dreams
Hall of Meat teaches people that self-harm is cool and funny
No, body possession without consent is not ok mario
it is probably inhumane to trap monkeys into balls and make them run for our amusement. doubly so when one of the monkeys is a baby
lets you play a song about how it's ok to leave a dog in a hot car
placeholder for the entire series. reimu bullies youkai for looking at her funny
can't you just like, talk it out with your dad. this is pretty extreme
game is rated 18+ in korea https://store.nintendo.co.kr/70010000029718
we have speed limits for a reason. encourages really reckless driving
advocates climate change because it'd make for fun platforming challenges
definitely fooled some kid somewhere into thinking the EBA would actually show up in their hour of need
teaches you it is cool to be a dick as long as u have awesome lightning powers
placeholder for the whole series. in which kirby commits mass genocide, literally boils the inhabitants of dream land alive. see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGkUBmBm8OY
entire series is a metaphor for capitalism and how it's cool. bowser revolution is communism and is vilified by the game
a village is allowed to live so long as they sacrifice a 15 year old girl every 200 years. i dont really condone this practice so
completely unreasonable working conditions
the first survival horror game. whatever kind of entity pac-man is, i hope he was able to free himself from his endless torture prison that we got many hours of entertainment from as a species
not healthy. tell kids to fetch a pail of water instead
most of these pokemon didnt ask to have their picture taken. who knows what that sick fuck oak does after rating them all so meticulously
taught me to gamble as a kid because i wanted the tf2 stuff
Whole series. The Puyo are clearly alive and have emotions but everyone in these games kills them off (using the cutesied verb of "pop" to downplay what's actually happening) for shits and giggles
i just dont think it's cool to encourage going to war for no reason even if it's accurate to real life
he needs to slow down fr. he's almost definitely run over one of the animals he saved (GutterTrash)
Mario is arguably killing Toads throughout this whole game. See https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/131863/is-mario-killing-people-when-he-smashes-bricks
lets you beat up random people. especially bad in that the player is encouraged to hit ralph because he says funny things. hes 8
absolutely disgusting. sickeningly indulgent game
implied voyeurism at the start (chandler)
has definitely radicalised someone against snails
what about those of us with little brains
encourages kids to commit medical malpractice
this game has some weird beef with owls and im not about that
see dr mario
called me fat when i was a kid and offered to let me do YOGA. long story short im still fat (kingbancho)
no, the yakuza is still not cool even if you play as a guy who does not behave like one
i just get the impression that these people arent very nice
not played this yet. looks colonialist
someone coulda just told him he had the meatovision goggles on the whole time and this whole thing wouldve been avoided. not a very funny prank by the mc's friends
statistically one of these is probably a bit racist
i thought this series was just a fun/cosy chill-out type thing but this review has made me wary https://www.backloggd.com/u/Yalighieri/review/50172/
encourages vehicular manslaughter (Pikadourei)
the pinnacle of schadenfreude. we've reduced the last throes of the now-extinct dinosaurs down to some web browser game available at the mild inconvenience of the internet being down. arguably the worst entry on this list, it represents the darkest humanity has to offer. we mock the t-rex for not being able to join its airborne brethren, as we force it to manoeuvre around each and every one of them. we revel in its powerless and futile struggle to overcome its pathetic fate of running headfirst into a cactus. we do all this while absent-minded of the dino's actual feelings - all that concerns us is when the internet is going to be back up. (Lot0)
establishes the protagonist as a role model for children (chandler)
ok come on not all of them are like that :/ #NotAllHumans
NO trypophobia warning (PansyDragoonSaga)
self-explanatory but also, the dog is a piece of shit
please install like a proper crossing or something. this is just sad to watch
makes you listen to green day
glorifies the heterosexual lifestyle (Hot_Anarcocoa)
the vandalism is cool but apparently it was inspired by fight club and that movie sucks
excludes south sudan from the credits (vatgas)
not played, looks like copaganda (Hot_Anarcocoa)
is going to fool future historians into thinking the 2020 olympic games actually took place in 2020. no-one here is social distancing or anything either. at least make them wear masks on the cover
encourages lane passing without a turn signal (JaxMagnetic)
Never fucking mind. We have learned nothing as a species
made shooting yourself in the head cool (SoniqueBaianor)
(rubenmg)
I just think it's a bit unfair to put 14 year old girls in this situation
you work for a massive corporation who cut down entire forests, sell guns to everyone, sell kids dangerous protopets, make gladiator arena fights and sell exploding toasters (Santieur52)
not played it. cover and title leads me to believe this is some sort of imperialist war game
encourages you to punch your competitors to gain full turbo (DustyVita)
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lmao this is the funniest list i've read on backloggd so far
“makes you listen to green day” LMFAO
mmmgrayons
2 years ago