The only good videogame titles

List subject to change and mood swings.

Fuck You Witch
Fuck You Witch
Floppy Bird
Floppy Bird
The Rapture is Here and You will be Forcibly Removed from Your Home
The Rapture is Here and You will be Forcibly Removed from Your Home
La femme qui ne supportait pas les ordinateurs
La femme qui ne supportait pas les ordinateurs
Marginalia
Marginalia
In bloom.
I Am Jesus Christ
I Am Jesus Christ
Queer Man Peering Into A Rock Pool.jpg
Queer Man Peering Into A Rock Pool.jpg
Every Extend Extra
Every Extend Extra
YES.
Fugue in Void
Fugue in Void
A fugue is something so adolescent that to suggest a void underneath just makes the escape all more tender.
Arrest of a stone Buddha
Arrest of a stone Buddha
Karma chainsmoking.
A Hand With Many Fingers
A Hand With Many Fingers
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.
Water Womb World
Water Womb World
The Stillness of the Wind
The Stillness of the Wind
Peak Palme d'Or Prestige Title.
That Dragon, Cancer
That Dragon, Cancer
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
The fact that its true title is Ogre Battle Saga Episode VII makes it ten times better.
Final Fantasy Type-0
Final Fantasy Type-0
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
No One Lives Under the Lighthouse
No One Lives Under the Lighthouse
The 3rd Birthday
The 3rd Birthday
Adios
Adios
"The only thing that's left for me to say is Adios"
Armored Core: For Answer
Armored Core: For Answer
Live A Live
Live A Live
Flower, Sun, and Rain
Flower, Sun, and Rain
Thirty Flights of Loving
Thirty Flights of Loving
E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
Unicorn Overlord
Unicorn Overlord
My House
My House
Paratopic
Paratopic
Monster Hunter Tri
Monster Hunter Tri
Tri as a cry, Tri as a comma, Tri as a question.
Post Void
Post Void
Post Void ; gaming after the primordial soup.
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Kid Icarus
Kid Icarus
Buckshot Roulette
Buckshot Roulette
Metroid: Other M
Metroid: Other M
Metroid is a great word in itself - it's sweet and crunchy - but to suggest a dark side to it ? Madness.
Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga
Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga
True Metempsychosis of the Goddess : Digital Devil Saga.
Ape Out
Ape Out
Gut-punch.
Cruelty Squad
Cruelty Squad
There's something deliciously vile about calling your game Cruelty Squad, regardless of if the game's good or not.
Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin
Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin
The Terrence Malick of JRPGs
Resident Evil Code: Veronica X
Resident Evil Code: Veronica X
It happens in four stages :
First the usual Resident Evil...
Then a codename.
Who's Veronica ?
X, for end of the line buddy.
P.T.
P.T.
"P.T."

Portable. Terror.
Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
With Bennett Fody.
Deus Ex
Deus Ex
Directed by Tarsem Singh.
Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
Max Payne 2 : The Fall of Max Payne - A Film Noir Love Story
Mother 3
Mother 3
Ominous.
Disco Elysium
Disco Elysium
Destiny
Destiny
Videogames are our destiny.
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
There's a lovely reiteration in "Metal Gear Solid" ; that a piece of machinery couldn't be anything other than tangibly physical. But most other titles in the series trace a direct haptic lineage between each words whereas Snake Eater melds all this fuselage into a jungle hybrid.
The best names never belong to the Americans.
Doom
Doom
Track No.7 - Authorization : Olivia Pierce (2:24)
Inside
Inside
Only in a videogame
Could this be so efficient.
Halo: Reach
Halo: Reach
Every blockbuster should be called Halo Reach.
The Last of Us Part II
The Last of Us Part II
Putting Part.II after such a title hints at an unwilling continuation, a story that was left unfinished and restless - with a hint of vengeance, maybe even regret.
Elden Ring
Elden Ring
There's a ring, and it's elden.
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Air.

3 Comments


6 months ago

But no Snood.

6 months ago

@_YALP
Wtf is Snood
This is a wonderful list oh my gosh!!!


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