play these games you dumb bitch (me, to myself)

i made this before i found out about the wishlist function now im in too deep

Tacoma
Tacoma
Kenshi
Kenshi
Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth
Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth
Live A Live
Live A Live
Snatcher
Snatcher
Goodbye Volcano High
Goodbye Volcano High
Ikaruga
Ikaruga
Boku no Natsuyasumi
Boku no Natsuyasumi
Dread Delusion
Dread Delusion
Chulip
Chulip
Crusader Kings III
Crusader Kings III
stepping on a rake simulator 1k66, just a fantastic time. accurately recreates the utterly rancid vibes of being born to medieval nobility
Pathologic
Pathologic
Umurangi Generation
Umurangi Generation
MediEvil
MediEvil
Parasite Eve II
Parasite Eve II
Tetris Effect
Tetris Effect
MadWorld
MadWorld
Stellaris
Stellaris
Fatum Betula
Fatum Betula
Myst
Myst
We Know the Devil
We Know the Devil
Binary Domain
Binary Domain
Touhou Eiyashou: Imperishable Night
Touhou Eiyashou: Imperishable Night
Thief: The Dark Project
Thief: The Dark Project
Um Jammer Lammy
Um Jammer Lammy
damn these bitches gay!! good for them, good for them
Indivisible
Indivisible
Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid
Gloomwood
Gloomwood
Policenauts
Policenauts
Puyo Puyo Tetris
Puyo Puyo Tetris
Manifold Garden
Manifold Garden
Hunt: Showdown
Hunt: Showdown
Patapon
Patapon
Gothic
Gothic
Hearts of Iron IV
Hearts of Iron IV
TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
Def Jam: Fight for NY
Def Jam: Fight for NY
Illbleed
Illbleed
Clock Tower 3
Clock Tower 3
Kerbal Space Program
Kerbal Space Program
Space Funeral
Space Funeral
Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings of Ruin
Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings of Ruin
Devotion
Devotion
Hrot
Hrot
Lethal League Blaze
Lethal League Blaze
Panzer Dragoon
Panzer Dragoon
80 Days
80 Days
Melty Blood Actress Again Current Code
Melty Blood Actress Again Current Code
King's Field
King's Field
Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate
Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate
first monster hunter game back in college, was extremely confused about everything the entire time, didn't help that i mained the hunting horn

think i got to the barroth or khezu or something before i gave up, would love to go back to it someday, hopefully the emulation scene has the servers up and running
The Missing: J.J. Macfield and the Island of Memories
The Missing: J.J. Macfield and the Island of Memories
Anatomy
Anatomy
The friends of Ringo Ishikawa
The friends of Ringo Ishikawa
Mushihimesama
Mushihimesama
Legend of Legaia
Legend of Legaia
Blue Reflection: Second Light
Blue Reflection: Second Light
Tower of Heaven
Tower of Heaven
If Found...
If Found...
.Flow
.Flow
Anodyne 2: Return to Dust
Anodyne 2: Return to Dust
Sam & Max Hit the Road
Sam & Max Hit the Road
Lost Planet: Extreme Condition
Lost Planet: Extreme Condition
Ao Oni
Ao Oni
Another World
Another World
Monster Hunter Freedom Unite
Monster Hunter Freedom Unite
Rogue
Rogue
Shenmue III
Shenmue III
Murder House
Murder House
Bomberman 64
Bomberman 64
Mario Golf
Mario Golf
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future
The Wonderful 101
The Wonderful 101
Dear Esther
Dear Esther
Hexen: Beyond Heretic
Hexen: Beyond Heretic
Loom
Loom
Grimm's Hollow
Grimm's Hollow
Jazzpunk
Jazzpunk
Touhou Rei'iden: The Highly Responsive to Prayers
Touhou Rei'iden: The Highly Responsive to Prayers
always been interested in trying out the touhou series, but never got around to it, until i found a convenient way to play them all, so like, why the hell not?

besides that ronald mcdonald song from that one youtube video from like 2006 was really good, maybe thats in this game too.

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it was not, this game isn't even a bullet hell?? which was interesting to find out, a weird breakout style game, kinda fun, might go back to it in the future.

hella bad flashing lights tho when you use the special bomb item, so like, extreme epilepsy warning
Tomorrow Won't Come For Those Without
Tomorrow Won't Come For Those Without
Croc: Legend of the Gobbos
Croc: Legend of the Gobbos
Later Alligator
Later Alligator
Void Bastards
Void Bastards
Paratopic
Paratopic
"we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine – and the machine is bleeding to death"-looking ass game, great tone piece, nightmare vibes
E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
Penumbra: Overture
Penumbra: Overture
Legend of Mana
Legend of Mana
X-COM: UFO Defense
X-COM: UFO Defense
Dwarf Fortress
Dwarf Fortress
Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Ultimate All Stars
Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Ultimate All Stars
Riven: The Sequel to Myst
Riven: The Sequel to Myst
Quadrilateral Cowboy
Quadrilateral Cowboy
Final Fantasy XI Online
Final Fantasy XI Online
Thirty Flights of Loving
Thirty Flights of Loving
Tokyo Jungle
Tokyo Jungle
Monster Hunter
Monster Hunter
the opening hours of every monster hunter game is always a huge chore that requires a lot of setting-up and prepwork to get your hunting experience as smooth as possible for the next 100+ hours, but jesus christ they don't even give you a weapon in this one, you have to buy it yourself from the blacksmith after saving up enough money from doing the shitty rank 1 quests! wild shit.

otherwise seems like a normal mh game idk, controls are a little funky but thats like, fine
Granblue Fantasy: Versus
Granblue Fantasy: Versus
Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru
Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru
Butterfly Soup
Butterfly Soup
Wattam
Wattam
Blue Dragon
Blue Dragon

4 Comments


2 years ago

hey you should play these games you dumb bitch

2 years ago

unfortunately that idea's currently on indefinite hiatus, please refer to my other list for details:
https://www.backloggd.com/u/brambledirt/list/what-a-dumb-bitch-is-playing-instead-of-those-other-games/

1 month ago

You made this list many years ago. So I am obliged to ask: have you played any of these games?

1 month ago

thats a fair question lol. i just went down this list and did a tally. i played 20 of them, and out of those 20, i finished like, 11


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