play these games you dumb bitch (me, to myself)

i made this before i found out about the wishlist function now im in too deep

Root
Root
When the Past Was Around
When the Past Was Around
Paradise Killer
Paradise Killer
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2
Crusader Kings III
Crusader Kings III
stepping on a rake simulator 1k66, just a fantastic time. accurately recreates the utterly rancid vibes of being born to medieval nobility
Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk
Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk
Spiritfarer
Spiritfarer
Microsoft Flight Simulator
Microsoft Flight Simulator
A Total War Saga: Troy
A Total War Saga: Troy
Milky Way Prince: The Vampire Star
Milky Way Prince: The Vampire Star
Post Void
Post Void
Hellpoint
Hellpoint
Blaseball
Blaseball
i'm pretty sure this doesn't exist anymore
Ooblets
Ooblets
Golden Light
Golden Light
Hylics 2
Hylics 2
Cellular Harvest
Cellular Harvest
Fatum Betula
Fatum Betula
The Horror of Salazar House
The Horror of Salazar House
Chaos Galaxy
Chaos Galaxy
Hardspace: Shipbreaker
Hardspace: Shipbreaker
Undernauts: Labyrinth of Yomi
Undernauts: Labyrinth of Yomi
Water Womb World
Water Womb World
Titan Chaser
Titan Chaser
Dépanneur Nocturne
Dépanneur Nocturne
Tomorrow Won't Come For Those Without
Tomorrow Won't Come For Those Without
Maneater
Maneater
If Found...
If Found...
Umurangi Generation
Umurangi Generation
Tales From Off-Peak City Vol. 1
Tales From Off-Peak City Vol. 1
Signs of the Sojourner
Signs of the Sojourner
Helltaker
Helltaker
Swallow the Sea
Swallow the Sea
XCOM: Chimera Squad
XCOM: Chimera Squad
Cloudpunk
Cloudpunk
The Flower Collectors
The Flower Collectors
Venineth
Venineth
Frontier Diver: Aquatic Research Simulator
Frontier Diver: Aquatic Research Simulator
Resident Evil 3
Resident Evil 3
Doom Eternal
Doom Eternal
Nioh 2
Nioh 2
The Longing
The Longing
Arrest of a stone Buddha
Arrest of a stone Buddha
World of Horror
World of Horror
The Convenience Store
The Convenience Store
Granblue Fantasy: Versus
Granblue Fantasy: Versus
Haunted PS1 Demo Disc 2020
Haunted PS1 Demo Disc 2020
Wide Ocean Big Jacket
Wide Ocean Big Jacket
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
Wattam
Wattam
MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries
MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries
GTFO
GTFO
Door in the Woods
Door in the Woods
13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
Shenmue III
Shenmue III
Death Stranding
Death Stranding
i tried this during release but i didn't get very far, i remember being annoyed i could use the mp3 player while trekking, but i like the vibe it gave the delivery stations to just chill out and put on Pop Virus by Gen Hoshino, take a shower and then chug 6 monster energy drinks in a row before checking my in-game emails. so i appreicate it on that level i guess? idk, i'd like to play it again one day, seems real interesting, mechanically
Grimm's Hollow
Grimm's Hollow
Lakeview Valley
Lakeview Valley
Manifold Garden
Manifold Garden
Disc Creatures
Disc Creatures
Sea Salt
Sea Salt
Disco Elysium
Disco Elysium
Indivisible
Indivisible
Neo Cab
Neo Cab
Assemble With Care
Assemble With Care
Mutazione
Mutazione
Sayonara Wild Hearts
Sayonara Wild Hearts
Later Alligator
Later Alligator
Hardland
Hardland
"we closed our eyes and wrote everything down, thats when we realized they werent just dreams"

the opening screen of hardland prompts an active participation on the players part in understanding its world and narrative, emphasizing that it has no quest markers or active quest logs to guide you in any way, asking you to pour over every interaction, journal note and item description, every little nook and cranny that could hold the key to understanding the greater whole at the heart of this surreal fantasy world. holding itself as some kind of heavy puzzle adventure, should you have the dedication, which like, hell yeah sign me up!

so, fully bought into that pitch and down to clown, i went in with a physical notebook in hand and excavated every weird dream and location in the opening hours of the game with a fine tooth comb. but honestly, despite the opening disclaimers, the game doesnt seem that intense on that sort of thing like, at all? maybe im too early in the game to like, appreciate the scope of it all or something, but it seems more the kind of game where you run around as a weird little guy with a sword and hit mobs of little monsters with it, idk i kinda bounced off it after that. i plan to go back eventually with adjusted expectations, but man, kinda a bummer, to me, personally, imo,,,

but anyways, check out Scott Benson's Top 10 Games of 2019 on Giant Bomb to read about the appropriate way to appreciate this weird little game in the way that it actually is
Blasphemous
Blasphemous
River City Girls
River City Girls
Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey
Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey
Control
Control
Hunt: Showdown
Hunt: Showdown
Death Crown
Death Crown
Remnant: From the Ashes
Remnant: From the Ashes
Anodyne 2: Return to Dust
Anodyne 2: Return to Dust
Elsinore
Elsinore
Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
yeah this is pretty alright. idk seems like a lot of work wading through a bunch of bullshit to get to the point where the narrative is just consistently Fine

but then ya hit that last 20% of the expansion and its like oh whoaa, payoff and pathos and it finally crosses that finish line to becoming actually really good
Hell Let Loose
Hell Let Loose
too anxious to ever actually play this, but love it from the concept alone and the stories that rob zacny brought home with him from the war, as told on waypoint radio (episodes 414, 415, and 418, specifically)
Smile For Me
Smile For Me
Don't Wake the Night
Don't Wake the Night
Void Bastards
Void Bastards
Pathologic 2
Pathologic 2
Splitgate
Splitgate
pretty tight gunplay, real fun in quick bursts of pick-up matches, questionable visual aesthetic imo
A Plague Tale: Innocence
A Plague Tale: Innocence
Risk of Rain 2
Risk of Rain 2
Power Rangers: Battle for the Grid
Power Rangers: Battle for the Grid
surprisingly really well executed? like dang, this game rules, if youre hankering for a good 3v3 fighting game this one aint a bad choice
Baba is You
Baba is You
Hypnospace Outlaw
Hypnospace Outlaw
Devil May Cry 5
Devil May Cry 5
It's Winter
It's Winter
Touhou Luna Nights
Touhou Luna Nights
Devotion
Devotion
Bear's Restaurant
Bear's Restaurant
Spinnortality
Spinnortality
Sunless Skies
Sunless Skies
Brume
Brume
The Stillness of the Wind
The Stillness of the Wind

4 Comments


2 years ago

hey you should play these games you dumb bitch

2 years ago

unfortunately that idea's currently on indefinite hiatus, please refer to my other list for details:
https://www.backloggd.com/u/brambledirt/list/what-a-dumb-bitch-is-playing-instead-of-those-other-games/

1 month ago

You made this list many years ago. So I am obliged to ask: have you played any of these games?

1 month ago

thats a fair question lol. i just went down this list and did a tally. i played 20 of them, and out of those 20, i finished like, 11


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