play these games you dumb bitch (me, to myself)

i made this before i found out about the wishlist function now im in too deep

Rogue
Rogue
Marble Madness
Marble Madness
Metroid
Metroid
Castlevania
Castlevania
Rebelstar
Rebelstar
Final Fantasy
Final Fantasy
i never played jrpgs outside of the mario rpgs when i was a kid, so i decided to play every final fantasy in release order because thats how my brain works (badly), and its very neat, like somebody digitized a cute little dnd campaign for me to play, spell charges and all.
though as funny as the strict dichotomy of me having to make a break for the woods to go grind for 2 hours everytime i reach a town so i don't fall behind in leveling is, it does make it a bit harder for me to go back to it after i finish each session since im not like, actually progressing through the actual game,
but once i figure out how to emulate it on my phone and i can play it in bed or something, should be smooth sailing, would be a chill time honestly (my friend tells me that i picked the exact one jrpg that this sort of grind is, which is just my luck, if true)

incredibly charming visuals too, wizards have literally never looked better than this

update: finally bothered to get this on a handheld and folks, it rips. sometimes its just nice to be a tiny band of wizards getting their asses kicked up and down the continent
Ultima V: Warriors of Destiny
Ultima V: Warriors of Destiny
Famicom Tantei Club Part II: Ushiro ni Tatsu Shoujo
Famicom Tantei Club Part II: Ushiro ni Tatsu Shoujo
Sweet Home
Sweet Home
Loom
Loom
Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake
Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake
Cotton: Fantastic Night Dreams
Cotton: Fantastic Night Dreams
Metroid II: Return of Samus
Metroid II: Return of Samus
Another World
Another World
Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru
Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru
Snatcher
Snatcher
Star Control II
Star Control II
Darklands
Darklands
Dark Seed
Dark Seed
Ihatovo Monogatari
Ihatovo Monogatari
The Twisted Tales of Spike McFang
The Twisted Tales of Spike McFang
Pop'n TwinBee
Pop'n TwinBee
Myst
Myst
Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
Sam & Max Hit the Road
Sam & Max Hit the Road
Doom
Doom
X-COM: UFO Defense
X-COM: UFO Defense
Eastern Mind: The Lost Souls of Tong Nou
Eastern Mind: The Lost Souls of Tong Nou
Policenauts
Policenauts
Live A Live
Live A Live
Dragon View
Dragon View
King's Field
King's Field
Heretic
Heretic
Panzer Dragoon
Panzer Dragoon
Chrono Trigger
Chrono Trigger
Cyberbots: Fullmetal Madness
Cyberbots: Fullmetal Madness
The Beast Within: A Gabriel Knight Mystery
The Beast Within: A Gabriel Knight Mystery
Mystic Ark
Mystic Ark
Phantasmagoria
Phantasmagoria
Clock Tower
Clock Tower
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
Innsmouth no Yakata
Innsmouth no Yakata
Hexen: Beyond Heretic
Hexen: Beyond Heretic
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
Darkseed II
Darkseed II
ehh ya missed pal,
Bahamut Lagoon
Bahamut Lagoon
Sid Meier's Civilization II
Sid Meier's Civilization II
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Tail of the Sun
Tail of the Sun
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Super Mario 64
Super Mario 64
Twilight Syndrome Kyuumei-hen
Twilight Syndrome Kyuumei-hen
Harvester
Harvester
Touhou Rei'iden: The Highly Responsive to Prayers
Touhou Rei'iden: The Highly Responsive to Prayers
always been interested in trying out the touhou series, but never got around to it, until i found a convenient way to play them all, so like, why the hell not?

besides that ronald mcdonald song from that one youtube video from like 2006 was really good, maybe thats in this game too.

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it was not, this game isn't even a bullet hell?? which was interesting to find out, a weird breakout style game, kinda fun, might go back to it in the future.

hella bad flashing lights tho when you use the special bomb item, so like, extreme epilepsy warning
Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh
Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy VII
Gunple: Gunman's Proof
Gunple: Gunman's Proof
Doom 64
Doom 64
Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy Tactics
SaGa Frontier
SaGa Frontier
Touhou Fuumaroku: The Story of Eastern Wonderland
Touhou Fuumaroku: The Story of Eastern Wonderland
thats more like it, this game fucking rips

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update: game's pretty alright, but the part of me that desires to push through difficult games for the hell of it has been excised out of me, so i kinda cheesed my way through the final boss and the secret ultra hard level for sickos, neat game
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Bomberman 64
Bomberman 64
Croc: Legend of the Gobbos
Croc: Legend of the Gobbos
Nightmare Creatures
Nightmare Creatures
Fallout
Fallout
Moon: Remix RPG Adventure
Moon: Remix RPG Adventure
Riven: The Sequel to Myst
Riven: The Sequel to Myst
Rival Schools: United by Fate
Rival Schools: United by Fate
Xenogears
Xenogears
Dungeon Master Nexus
Dungeon Master Nexus
Parasite Eve
Parasite Eve
Hanabi Fantast
Hanabi Fantast
MediEvil
MediEvil
LSD: Dream Emulator
LSD: Dream Emulator
Fallout 2
Fallout 2
Legend of Legaia
Legend of Legaia
CarnEvil
CarnEvil
Half-Life
Half-Life
yeah i can see why this was a big deal, pretty neat
Thief: The Dark Project
Thief: The Dark Project
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
Suikoden II
Suikoden II
Final Fantasy VIII
Final Fantasy VIII
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Um Jammer Lammy
Um Jammer Lammy
damn these bitches gay!! good for them, good for them
Mario Golf
Mario Golf
Survival Kids
Survival Kids
Persona 2: Innocent Sin
Persona 2: Innocent Sin
Dino Crisis
Dino Crisis
Legend of Mana
Legend of Mana
System Shock 2
System Shock 2
Front Mission 3
Front Mission 3
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future
Crash Team Racing
Crash Team Racing
Pac-Man World
Pac-Man World
Age of Wonders
Age of Wonders
Planescape: Torment
Planescape: Torment
Koudelka
Koudelka
Parasite Eve II
Parasite Eve II
Mario Party 2
Mario Party 2
i miss toad's n64 era voice, it was cute

4 Comments


2 years ago

hey you should play these games you dumb bitch

2 years ago

unfortunately that idea's currently on indefinite hiatus, please refer to my other list for details:
https://www.backloggd.com/u/brambledirt/list/what-a-dumb-bitch-is-playing-instead-of-those-other-games/

1 month ago

You made this list many years ago. So I am obliged to ask: have you played any of these games?

1 month ago

thats a fair question lol. i just went down this list and did a tally. i played 20 of them, and out of those 20, i finished like, 11


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