play these games you dumb bitch (me, to myself)

i made this before i found out about the wishlist function now im in too deep

Gregory Horror Show
Gregory Horror Show
i'd make mince meat out of that [beat] mouse if i wasnt so bad at puzzles, love the visual style and presentation tho, very charming game
Ribbit King
Ribbit King
Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
Silent Hill 3
Silent Hill 3
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
Clock Tower 3
Clock Tower 3
Metroid Prime
Metroid Prime
Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee
Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee
Chulip
Chulip
Doshin the Giant
Doshin the Giant
Steel Battalion
Steel Battalion
anyone have a several hundred dollars i can borrow to buy the controller for this game
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
Final Fantasy XI Online
Final Fantasy XI Online
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts
Wild Arms 3
Wild Arms 3
Jet Set Radio Future
Jet Set Radio Future
Ikaruga
Ikaruga
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
Fatal Frame
Fatal Frame
Ico
Ico
Advance Wars
Advance Wars
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy X
Flower, Sun, and Rain
Flower, Sun, and Rain
Illbleed
Illbleed
Gothic
Gothic
deSpiria
deSpiria
Deus Ex
Deus Ex
you should play this game just for jc denton's vocal performance alone. the rest of the game is also pretty good! (i got halfway through the game like 8+ years ago, one day i'll get back to it)
Boku no Natsuyasumi
Boku no Natsuyasumi
Martian Gothic: Unification
Martian Gothic: Unification
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid
Vagrant Story
Vagrant Story
King of Dragon Pass
King of Dragon Pass
D2
D2
Countdown Vampires
Countdown Vampires
Mario Party 2
Mario Party 2
i miss toad's n64 era voice, it was cute
Koudelka
Koudelka
Parasite Eve II
Parasite Eve II
Planescape: Torment
Planescape: Torment
Age of Wonders
Age of Wonders
Pac-Man World
Pac-Man World
Crash Team Racing
Crash Team Racing
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future
Front Mission 3
Front Mission 3
System Shock 2
System Shock 2
Legend of Mana
Legend of Mana
Dino Crisis
Dino Crisis
Persona 2: Innocent Sin
Persona 2: Innocent Sin
Survival Kids
Survival Kids
Mario Golf
Mario Golf
Um Jammer Lammy
Um Jammer Lammy
damn these bitches gay!! good for them, good for them
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Final Fantasy VIII
Final Fantasy VIII
Suikoden II
Suikoden II
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
Thief: The Dark Project
Thief: The Dark Project
Half-Life
Half-Life
yeah i can see why this was a big deal, pretty neat
CarnEvil
CarnEvil
Fallout 2
Fallout 2
Legend of Legaia
Legend of Legaia
LSD: Dream Emulator
LSD: Dream Emulator
MediEvil
MediEvil
Hanabi Fantast
Hanabi Fantast
Parasite Eve
Parasite Eve
Dungeon Master Nexus
Dungeon Master Nexus
Xenogears
Xenogears
Rival Schools: United by Fate
Rival Schools: United by Fate
Riven: The Sequel to Myst
Riven: The Sequel to Myst
Moon: Remix RPG Adventure
Moon: Remix RPG Adventure
Fallout
Fallout
Nightmare Creatures
Nightmare Creatures
Croc: Legend of the Gobbos
Croc: Legend of the Gobbos
Bomberman 64
Bomberman 64
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Touhou Fuumaroku: The Story of Eastern Wonderland
Touhou Fuumaroku: The Story of Eastern Wonderland
thats more like it, this game fucking rips

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update: game's pretty alright, but the part of me that desires to push through difficult games for the hell of it has been excised out of me, so i kinda cheesed my way through the final boss and the secret ultra hard level for sickos, neat game
SaGa Frontier
SaGa Frontier
Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy Tactics
Doom 64
Doom 64
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy VII
Gunple: Gunman's Proof
Gunple: Gunman's Proof
Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh
Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh
Touhou Rei'iden: The Highly Responsive to Prayers
Touhou Rei'iden: The Highly Responsive to Prayers
always been interested in trying out the touhou series, but never got around to it, until i found a convenient way to play them all, so like, why the hell not?

besides that ronald mcdonald song from that one youtube video from like 2006 was really good, maybe thats in this game too.

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it was not, this game isn't even a bullet hell?? which was interesting to find out, a weird breakout style game, kinda fun, might go back to it in the future.

hella bad flashing lights tho when you use the special bomb item, so like, extreme epilepsy warning
Harvester
Harvester
Twilight Syndrome Kyuumei-hen
Twilight Syndrome Kyuumei-hen
Super Mario 64
Super Mario 64
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Tail of the Sun
Tail of the Sun
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Sid Meier's Civilization II
Sid Meier's Civilization II
Bahamut Lagoon
Bahamut Lagoon
Darkseed II
Darkseed II
ehh ya missed pal,
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
Hexen: Beyond Heretic
Hexen: Beyond Heretic
Innsmouth no Yakata
Innsmouth no Yakata
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
Clock Tower
Clock Tower
Phantasmagoria
Phantasmagoria
Mystic Ark
Mystic Ark
The Beast Within: A Gabriel Knight Mystery
The Beast Within: A Gabriel Knight Mystery

4 Comments


2 years ago

hey you should play these games you dumb bitch

2 years ago

unfortunately that idea's currently on indefinite hiatus, please refer to my other list for details:
https://www.backloggd.com/u/brambledirt/list/what-a-dumb-bitch-is-playing-instead-of-those-other-games/

1 month ago

You made this list many years ago. So I am obliged to ask: have you played any of these games?

1 month ago

thats a fair question lol. i just went down this list and did a tally. i played 20 of them, and out of those 20, i finished like, 11


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