Story Ranking

THIS IS JUST STORY. NOTHING ELSE. THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS THE CHARACTERS. BY A LONG SHOT.

ALSO NON-RPGS ARE INCLUDED IF THEY ARE STILL STORY CENTRAL.

THERES SPOILERS BTW

Xenosaga Episode II: Jenseits von Gut und Böse
Xenosaga Episode II: Jenseits von Gut und Böse
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"Do you know what he said while he coughed up his lifeblood? "Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone." Wheat, eh? There's enough of it, we can afford to waste as much as we want. Like my head, you see? Hahaha! What do you think, my beloved pêche? Hahahahahaha!"


they could of made an entire movie out of Albedo/Jr./Nigredo's backstory. I am not joking. I felt every emotion in this video game. Positive and Negative. It almost goes as hard as the combat system.

most over hated game ever/10
Xenogears
Xenogears
I wish I didn't have to play xenogears.

They made it into a visual novel because the creator got to big for his britches.

Everyone got really mad because the pacing got thrown off.

I was fucking psyched out of my mind, because I don't need to play Xenogears dungeons man.

Citan uzuki telling fei and elly to eat human flesh/10
Xenosaga Episode III: Also sprach Zarathustra
Xenosaga Episode III: Also sprach Zarathustra
Shion Uzuki is what makes a peak character. you start by being ok, but then the game actually focuses on Shion Uzuki. I love Shion Uzuki. not as much as AUBREY of course. But she gives her a run for a money.

I love xenosaga episode 3 so fucking much please go boot up the game. somehow I am not saying shit about the story. you will go play it. i'm not fucking joking. do it. now. come on. i'm not waiting. bro. what the fuck.

peak.19
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy VII
Chained Echoes
Chained Echoes
perfect works
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy X
it's tidus's story. i know because he told me multiple times. at first, i was like "hey fucker, it's yuna's story" and he deadset, man's was like "no. it's my story" and at some point, i'd say around the 65% mark. I was like.

holy fuck. it's tidus's story.

tidus goes insane/10
Ar tonelico II: Melody of Metafalica
Ar tonelico II: Melody of Metafalica
Nier: Automata - Game of the Yorha Edition
Nier: Automata - Game of the Yorha Edition
Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Xenoblade Chronicles 2
chapter 4 goes about as soft as tora.

the entire game post chapter 6 is really fucking good, kinda like XENOSAGA.

fuck anime/10
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
they perfected it. They finally made good fire emblem. but at what cost?

maniac mode clash/10
Omori
Omori
I remember I was a young boy in middle school, and my life sucked. I was sitting down and was like. Damn it's kinda OMORI. except in middle school, OMORI didn't exist. So maybe the creator of OMORI knew my life sucked, and made a game out of it.

So OMOCAT. I guess you stalked me in middle school. Kinda weird bro.

HERO reminds me of my big brother. hes so fuckin cool.

AUBREY reminds me of that time my friend threw my gamestop 5 dollar gamecube controller at the wall. when he was playing marth and my friend and I were playing yoshi and mewtwo, and he was like "you guys are aiming for me" mother fucker its a free for all. i'm aiming for a win dumbass.

I love AUBREY so much. AUBREY is the main character now.

I decided.

I cried.

I am not joking.

I was deafened in a vc for literally 3 hours.

Kinda reminds me when i was born the way I be crying.

AUBREY/10

cinematic AUBREYpiece.
Dragon Age: Origins
Dragon Age: Origins
it's fucking fire emblem.

imagine if fire emblem did LITERALLY ANYTHING

the warden's nose has more substance than most fire emblem plots.

when im in a peak competition and my opponent is loghain

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Xenoblade Chronicles 3: Future Redeemed
Xenoblade Chronicles 3: Future Redeemed
this shit has no spoiler rule likes it's the 3ds ace attorney games

nobody wants to be the 3ds ace attorney games:

can't say pyra/mythra by name/10
Persona 4 Golden
Persona 4 Golden
Teddie is kinda like an est.

ADachi adachi adachi

""Let's be honest. There's nothing great about the real world, is there? It's just dull and annoying as hell. No one accepts that's the way things are... They're just stuck with it because they can't deny it, either. Those who actually succeed in life... They just happen to be born with the magic ticket called "talent." If you don't have it, you can either accept or deny that fact until you die. That's your only choice. Once you realize that, all you have left in life is despair. The ultimate game over. Wouldn't it be better if that kind of reality was wiped away?""
—Tohru Adachi, Persona 4


maybe? true?
Tales of Berseria
Tales of Berseria
Velvet is the edgiest woman ever. I love when they played Shadow the Hedgehog and was like. This shit fire. Let's do it even better.

It's very funny. Kinda like Family Guy.

BRIAN LOOK OUT/10
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
After Xenoblade 2 was like "fuck it, no tutorials" this game was like "here's how you navigate a menu." mother fucker it's the 3rd entry i'm gonna show your mom my menu

this game reminds me of a fire emblem peg knight.

they start off bad, become really good in mid game and then they fall off.

when it's good it's the best game on the entire list.

when it's bad, it's just ok.

well that's a 10/10 mixed with a 6/10

8/10 it is.
Dragon Age II
Dragon Age II
ok i swear i'll start being serious now.

the conflict is too one-sided, that's the reason this is before the first game.

wish anders did more domestic terrorism or smtn. would of helped the conflict.

blood mages/10
Tales of Vesperia: Definitive Edition
Tales of Vesperia: Definitive Edition
VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action
VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action
the best bisexual game

bisexual/10
Super Danganronpa Another 2 ~The Moon of Hope and Sun of Despair~
Super Danganronpa Another 2 ~The Moon of Hope and Sun of Despair~
i felt more love and care here than any danganronpa game ever made.

korean guy/10
Mother 3
Mother 3
whoever was like "I have a great writing idea! let's make whoever the main character of the chapter silent" I hope they got ligma.

bad writing decision/10

(the ending is really good though just so you know)
Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille zur Macht
Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille zur Macht
this game is probably a 6/10 but you're playing it for the last 45 minutes of the story.

albedo introduction scene/10 (it's one of the few scenes in this game)
Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition
Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition
It's pretty good but it never really gets above pretty good asides from whenever Egil is on screen. I love when satorl marsh im walkin around the marsh and literally nothing is happening. why would you put an area in a video game. with nothing. you might as well just turn off the game for 45 minute. shulk is a protagonist he's alright

8/10
Triangle Strategy
Triangle Strategy
it's fire emblem but good but is still worse than other fire emblem games.

serenoa's voice direction/10
Chrono Trigger
Chrono Trigger
magus carries the entire game from a story standpoint.

/10
Fire Emblem: Thracia 776
Fire Emblem: Thracia 776
this game mastered the fire emblem story.

what do we do with the fire emblem. do we let permadeath ruin the stories of the series.

no.

we just have like 2 characters.

why did they never come back to this.

/10
Danganronpa Another ~Another Despair Academy~
Danganronpa Another ~Another Despair Academy~
i literally almost cried at case 4 but it's worse than the 2nd game asides from that.

clown woman peak/10
Atelier Escha & Logy: Alchemists of the Dusk Sky DX
Atelier Escha & Logy: Alchemists of the Dusk Sky DX
can an atelier escha girl and an atelier logy boy really be together 😳/10
Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn
Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn
this is like xenosaga if it had no fucking clue what it was doing.

micaiah is a character who is good i think

fuck pelleas

elincia is great

ike is ok in this one

sanaki is good

sephiroth was insane for being like "this entire game will happen" at the end of path of radiance. hes literally wilhelm.

the blood pact is probably not a good idea.

pelleas fucked over the series/10
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead
kenny is the best supporting character in any visual novel.

the entire game should of been made around kenny. i am not joking.

lee is great and all i'll give you that. clem is pretty good.

but mother fucking kenny...

kenny smashing a guy's head in with a brick/10
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
remove the second gen and it would be higher.

seliph
cerlis?

who??

i am not really joking.













read the manga/10
Fire Emblem: Awakening
Fire Emblem: Awakening
let's go through the arcs.

- gangrel and dont speak her name so peak so peak

- i dont remember mid game

- walhart goes insane

- shit

inconsistancy/10
Vanguard Bandits
Vanguard Bandits
i am being serious now just so you readers know.

hardest ending sequence ever.

/10
Final Fantasy VI Advance
Final Fantasy VI Advance
kefka is the main character.

dancing mad/10
Octopath Traveler II
Octopath Traveler II
no one is shit this time.

the endgame twist is insane.

yeah/10
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
despite popular belief. i believe there is no incest.

now i will talk about the story.

I am freelia and this is why eirika is the only intelligent fire emblem lord

"oh no eirika is so dumb she gave the sacred stone to lyon"

"oh no your mom is so dumb i gave her pipe"

same difference

lyon is literally her friend he just outplayed her mentally.

eirika's cool.

valter murdered that one guy so hard. rip

8/10
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
the original smash gmod. insane.

holy fuck/10
Advance Wars: Days of Ruin
Advance Wars: Days of Ruin
the advance wars game with a story

"no don't kill me, you'll become as bad as me"

main female lead shoots him in the head

"oops"

dub/10
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age
its just fine it has literally no character focus which hurts it pretty hard when you're up against me"

penelo/10
Psychonauts
Psychonauts
the milkman scene is traumatic.

this game is so fucking cool.

8/10
Undertale
Undertale
i only played asgore's route because the other routes were very annoying to get but goat dad and gay sex robot are entertaining

megolania/10
Celeste
Celeste
i think the mountain is supposed to be an allegory

oooooooooooooooh myyyyyyyyyyyy

lgbtq/10
Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis
Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis
this reminds me of ohio public school it has it all.

teachers that wanna murder the kids ✓

lower-classmen who wanna throw hands ✓

ghost ✓

himbo who accidently assaulted several people in the class ✓

furries ✓

tragic backstories ✓

guy who hates you for no reason ✓

aliens? ✓

depressed guy ✓

i have never related to a game so much.

8/10
Pokémon Scarlet
Pokémon Scarlet
arven is the best pokemon character ever written.

he can cook. he has demon slayer backstory. he has tobi fox. he has it all.

the professor plot twist unironically goes kinda hard.

nemona learning her true treasure was helping the trainer along the way proves to me that friendship exist objectively instead of subjectively.

arven/10
Ar tonelico: Melody of Elemia
Ar tonelico: Melody of Elemia
shurelia's dive is probably the closest i've ever gotten to drugs in real life.

the world is really cool. i wish i didn't have to backtrack 500 times to see it. :(

7.5/10
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
kabbu's dragon ball z power up sequence went crazy. i guess i could say he was mad buggin.

help me/10
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky
it's a disney channel movie./10
Atelier Sophie 2: The Alchemist of the Mysterious Dream
Atelier Sophie 2: The Alchemist of the Mysterious Dream
it also has a good ending. but this time, atelier is made around being all side quest. fuck you tortillini the golden noodle or whatever.

i cried at the ending/10
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
admiral bobbery and his demon slayer backstory. i cried. on god. 7.5/10
Paper Mario
Paper Mario
back in 1999 or whatever the fuck this game was made. they named a character twink. this is probably a great decision now. but they did not know the consequences of naming a character twink.

bowser is so evil in this one dog.

7/10
Super Mario RPG
Super Mario RPG
mario is such a thug ass in this game

shapeshifting mario/10
Fire Emblem: New Mystery of the Emblem
Fire Emblem: New Mystery of the Emblem
it's shadow dragon but better except i still don't think katarina should be in the game. the other bandit goonies are fine.

jagens poor lines they're stolen i guess who the fuck cares.

i hate the community /10
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
ganon should of choke slammed tetra in forsaken fortress. from the top rope. tri force of ballin.

7.5/10
Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening
Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening
i remember the glitches slightly more than the story. the retainer went hard. nathanial howe is a good idea. I love the warden his nose is so big.

nose modifier/10
Atelier Lydie & Suelle: The Alchemists and the Mysterious Paintings DX
Atelier Lydie & Suelle: The Alchemists and the Mysterious Paintings DX
roger's tragic backstory is probably the most out of tone shit i have seen in this entire series. I basically shat my pants.

tonal shift/10
Fire Emblem Engage
Fire Emblem Engage
rawest shit ever. alear is literally better than every fire emblem protagonist. she is guiding by the emblems. alear is goku basically. same character arc. same character. same power level. alear is guided by two things. the emblems. and god. i love you alear.

the four wings i love when they are like "i died" and then they fucking come again
and again
and again
and again

i miss generic mook villains

give me tom the bandit with a pregnant wife hes just fightin to get cash.

he ain't here.

shit's fucked up.

8/10
Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
the first story ever written. michalis is actually a good character. that's cool.

marth is like roy but i care about him

jagen is insane.
cracked.

you cannot beat gharnef. 7/10
Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna - The Golden Country
Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna - The Golden Country
this game has 1 scene. it's a very good scene. but it's 1 scene

good ending/10
Rabi-Ribi
Rabi-Ribi
rabbit racism is so sad. i almost forgot the characters were naked.

the part where it turns into sword art online was an insane plot twist.

creator's bunny suit fetish/10
Dragon Age II: Legacy
Dragon Age II: Legacy
lore dump. cool lore dump but lore dump./10

bethany was worth it
Advance Wars: Dual Strike
Advance Wars: Dual Strike
tied with advance wars 2. rachel is broken.

javier is broken.

grimm./10
Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising
Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising
it's advance wars 1. basically, that's about it. it's better i guess maybe idk

this one has the olaf town mission so it's above the other one. 7/10
Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow
Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow
the box art goes harder than the story. 7/10
Pokémon White Version 2
Pokémon White Version 2
ghetsis murdered a child on live tv. that was kind of insane. the gym leaders do something in gen 5. i thank them. it's so good that it might be a 7/10
Future Tactics: The Uprising
Future Tactics: The Uprising
stallion says the immortality machine gives him bad shits at some point.

stranger is a character objectively and i think it's incredible but i'm not sure. 7/10
The Last Promise
The Last Promise
kelik is probably the best and worst character ever written.

shon's character arc is literally written incorrectly. blazer was writing a character and was like "how do i prove this character has matured over the game."

his response?

i can't bring him.

what the fuck blazer

7/10
Super Monkey Ball 2
Super Monkey Ball 2
meemee gets sexually harassed by the main villain and aiai needs to become less of a beta-cuck to get his girlfriend back.

gongon punched a bomb out of a volcano hes a real thug for that. 7/10
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
the second best story ever made second to fire emblem conquest. shadow's sacrifice reminds me of attack on titans. i think. tails is braindead. like always. it is very funny VERY FUNNY 7/10
Until Dawn
Until Dawn
emily is a bitch

mike is a chad. chris is a chad. sam is a chad.

oh right the story.

the house exploding is hype as fuck

mike getting his hand stuck in a bear trap/10
Breath of Fire II
Breath of Fire II
Advance Wars
Advance Wars
advance wars./10
Pokémon Emerald Version
Pokémon Emerald Version
probably the best villain ever made. it's fucking braindead. 6.5
Pokémon White Version
Pokémon White Version
the villain is the final boss of this pokemon game. that's good. i don't care much though. 6.5/10
Pokémon Platinum Version
Pokémon Platinum Version
it's pokemon part 1. distortion world goes hard on mute. cyrus is alright. the game's story is average. 6/10
Atelier Sophie: The Alchemist of the Mysterious Book DX
Atelier Sophie: The Alchemist of the Mysterious Book DX
not sure if it qualifies as it barely has any story structure whatsoever. ?/10
Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
nergal is a villain who is actually pretty good if they translated the game properly and 19xx wasn't the stupidest requirement in any game. god help fe7. /10
Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade
Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade
has like 3 good scenes. none of them have roy in them. 6/10

bern has a concept of a good villain group. they forgot the rest. it's alright though
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
the biggest mess ever made. I could write an entire review on this game alone. I could. I really could.

Blue Lions: shit pacing. I don't care. edelgard has wrath. help me. byleth holding hand scene made me literally cry of laughter on first playthrough rodridge is a lil pussy.

silver snow: shouldn't exist

golden deer: me thinking of things to do with claude in base game three houses

me thought of something

nothing

crimson flower: edelgard character assassination. it's like the walhart arc in awakening but shit.

cindered showers: i dont care.

i dont fucking know /10

at least it's ambitious. that's a start.
Xenoblade Chronicles: Future Connected
Xenoblade Chronicles: Future Connected
see my review for mark of the assassin. at least nene and tyrea are here. 6/10
Dragon Age II: Mark of the Assassin
Dragon Age II: Mark of the Assassin
un needed. i dont need this/10
Shadow the Hedgehog
Shadow the Hedgehog
see the review for fire emblem fates conquest. except this one has like 15 endings. ?/10
Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
this one should have a story but it just kinda doesn't. disappointment/10
Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest
Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest
it is probably the funniest story ever written. the crystal ball scene is an emotional masterpiece. the birdemic of fire emblem stories. ?/10
Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony
Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony
if you ignore half of this game, it's really good.

big big problem.

you can't

real life/10
Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
i wish celica was in another game because she left her brain out of this one. rudolf is an ok plot point that also comes out of no where. 5.5/10
Pokémon Sun
Pokémon Sun
guzma is kinda funny. 5.5/10 there is a REAL antagonist.
Pokémon LeafGreen Version
Pokémon LeafGreen Version
there's an antagonist this time. 5/10
Octopath Traveler
Octopath Traveler
alfyn's story is great

h'aanit is great

primrose is good as is focus unparalled guy

fuck everyone else

5/10
Fire Emblem Fates: Revelation
Fire Emblem Fates: Revelation
?/10 peak fiction in someone's mind
Pokémon X
Pokémon X
they made a joke about lysandre doing the holocost in a rap battle and that's all that i remember 3/10
Breath of Fire
Breath of Fire
douse yourself in lava
Pokémon Crystal Version
Pokémon Crystal Version
there is no antagonist. 3/10
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
2 good cases. that's it. i hate everyone. except sakura oogami. you got oo get the fuck out of danganronpa 1.

ugh/10
Atelier Firis: The Alchemist and the Mysterious Journey DX
Atelier Firis: The Alchemist and the Mysterious Journey DX
none 3/10
Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
why is it so bad.

oh i got it

it's danganronpa.

get fucked/10
Pokémon Sword
Pokémon Sword
3/10 chairman rose gets better from twilight wings but still spawns out of fucking no where and does nothing
Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright
Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright
2/10. please let me out. it's in theory better than the other fates games but it just feels disrespectful.

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