play these games you dumb bitch (me, to myself)

i made this before i found out about the wishlist function now im in too deep

The Flower Collectors
The Flower Collectors
Lost Odyssey
Lost Odyssey
Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey
Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey
Deadly Premonition
Deadly Premonition
Resident Evil
Resident Evil
Mystic Ark
Mystic Ark
Bahamut Lagoon
Bahamut Lagoon
Six Ages: Ride like the Wind
Six Ages: Ride like the Wind
Phantasmagoria
Phantasmagoria
Hardspace: Shipbreaker
Hardspace: Shipbreaker
Deltarune
Deltarune
Eight Thirty, Nowhere
Eight Thirty, Nowhere
Faith: The Unholy Trinity
Faith: The Unholy Trinity
Golden Rays of Sunshine
Golden Rays of Sunshine
Tetris Effect
Tetris Effect
Celeste
Celeste
Wild Arms 3
Wild Arms 3
Final Fantasy
Final Fantasy
i never played jrpgs outside of the mario rpgs when i was a kid, so i decided to play every final fantasy in release order because thats how my brain works (badly), and its very neat, like somebody digitized a cute little dnd campaign for me to play, spell charges and all.
though as funny as the strict dichotomy of me having to make a break for the woods to go grind for 2 hours everytime i reach a town so i don't fall behind in leveling is, it does make it a bit harder for me to go back to it after i finish each session since im not like, actually progressing through the actual game,
but once i figure out how to emulate it on my phone and i can play it in bed or something, should be smooth sailing, would be a chill time honestly (my friend tells me that i picked the exact one jrpg that this sort of grind is, which is just my luck, if true)

incredibly charming visuals too, wizards have literally never looked better than this

update: finally bothered to get this on a handheld and folks, it rips. sometimes its just nice to be a tiny band of wizards getting their asses kicked up and down the continent
Fox and Frog Travelers: The Demon of Adashino Island
Fox and Frog Travelers: The Demon of Adashino Island
got some heavy ps2 horror vibes from this one, so i'm excited for this one
Skate Story
Skate Story
i simply adore when i'm a demon made of glass and pain and yet i must skate, its my favorite thing to be
Famicom Tantei Club Part II: Ushiro ni Tatsu Shoujo
Famicom Tantei Club Part II: Ushiro ni Tatsu Shoujo
Hell Let Loose
Hell Let Loose
too anxious to ever actually play this, but love it from the concept alone and the stories that rob zacny brought home with him from the war, as told on waypoint radio (episodes 414, 415, and 418, specifically)
Crypt Worlds
Crypt Worlds
Rogue
Rogue
Doshin the Giant
Doshin the Giant
Nightmare Creatures
Nightmare Creatures
Fear & Hunger
Fear & Hunger
Norco
Norco
Darklands
Darklands
Sea Salt
Sea Salt
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Mafia III
Mafia III
Marble Madness
Marble Madness
Hanabi Fantast
Hanabi Fantast
Magic Wand
Magic Wand
Dragon's Dogma
Dragon's Dogma
Tokyo Jungle
Tokyo Jungle
Splitgate
Splitgate
pretty tight gunplay, real fun in quick bursts of pick-up matches, questionable visual aesthetic imo
Mushihimesama
Mushihimesama
Stray
Stray
Paradise Killer
Paradise Killer
Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
Rebelstar
Rebelstar
Metroid
Metroid
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Yume Nikki
Yume Nikki
Darkseed II
Darkseed II
ehh ya missed pal,
Dark Seed
Dark Seed
Rival Schools: United by Fate
Rival Schools: United by Fate
The Beast Within: A Gabriel Knight Mystery
The Beast Within: A Gabriel Knight Mystery
Ultima V: Warriors of Destiny
Ultima V: Warriors of Destiny
LSD: Dream Emulator
LSD: Dream Emulator
Castlevania
Castlevania
Ao Oni
Ao Oni
Sweet Home
Sweet Home
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
Mother 3
Mother 3
The Silver Case
The Silver Case
13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
MadWorld
MadWorld
Dragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age
Dragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age
Chulip
Chulip
Cuccchi
Cuccchi
Season: A Letter to the Future
Season: A Letter to the Future
Swallow the Sea
Swallow the Sea
Deus Ex
Deus Ex
you should play this game just for jc denton's vocal performance alone. the rest of the game is also pretty good! (i got halfway through the game like 8+ years ago, one day i'll get back to it)
Armored Core: For Answer
Armored Core: For Answer
Crusader Kings III
Crusader Kings III
stepping on a rake simulator 1k66, just a fantastic time. accurately recreates the utterly rancid vibes of being born to medieval nobility
Shadow of the Colossus
Shadow of the Colossus
Rule of Rose
Rule of Rose
Pathologic
Pathologic
Fuga: Melodies of Steel
Fuga: Melodies of Steel
Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru
Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru
Guilty Gear Xrd: Rev 2
Guilty Gear Xrd: Rev 2
the little bit i played of this is pretty fucking great, unfortunately im not in the headspace to dedicate myself to a fighting game right now (i played kum haehyun and jack-o)
The Twisted Tales of Spike McFang
The Twisted Tales of Spike McFang
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future
Later Alligator
Later Alligator
Microsoft Flight Simulator
Microsoft Flight Simulator
Monster Hunter
Monster Hunter
the opening hours of every monster hunter game is always a huge chore that requires a lot of setting-up and prepwork to get your hunting experience as smooth as possible for the next 100+ hours, but jesus christ they don't even give you a weapon in this one, you have to buy it yourself from the blacksmith after saving up enough money from doing the shitty rank 1 quests! wild shit.

otherwise seems like a normal mh game idk, controls are a little funky but thats like, fine
TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
Shenmue III
Shenmue III
Darkest Dungeon
Darkest Dungeon
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
Elsinore
Elsinore
Persona 3 Portable
Persona 3 Portable
i'm not playing this unless i can date the robot
Black Book
Black Book
Touhou Eiyashou: Imperishable Night
Touhou Eiyashou: Imperishable Night
Off
Off
Age of Wonders
Age of Wonders
Final Fantasy XI Online
Final Fantasy XI Online
.Flow
.Flow
Cloudpunk
Cloudpunk
Yakuza 0
Yakuza 0
in deciding where to start with the yakuza series, it was either this, kiwami 1, or the original ps2 game

and somehow the ps2 game was the one that won out in my heart, so ill get around to this game in like, 10 years
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
EarthBound Beginnings
EarthBound Beginnings
Hunt: Showdown
Hunt: Showdown
Stellaris
Stellaris
Heretic
Heretic
NaissanceE
NaissanceE
King of Dragon Pass
King of Dragon Pass

4 Comments


2 years ago

hey you should play these games you dumb bitch

2 years ago

unfortunately that idea's currently on indefinite hiatus, please refer to my other list for details:
https://www.backloggd.com/u/brambledirt/list/what-a-dumb-bitch-is-playing-instead-of-those-other-games/

22 days ago

You made this list many years ago. So I am obliged to ask: have you played any of these games?

18 days ago

thats a fair question lol. i just went down this list and did a tally. i played 20 of them, and out of those 20, i finished like, 11


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