play these games you dumb bitch (me, to myself)

i made this before i found out about the wishlist function now im in too deep

Fallout
Fallout
NieR
NieR
Until Dawn
Until Dawn
Guilty Gear: Strive
Guilty Gear: Strive
Advance Wars
Advance Wars
Dino Crisis
Dino Crisis
Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara
Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara
Shin Megami Tensei V
Shin Megami Tensei V
Door in the Woods
Door in the Woods
Drakengard
Drakengard
Elden Ring
Elden Ring
i am a singular ant walking across a vast corpse

i have been beaten numb by the sheer length of the whole thing, but yeah its good, i'm gonna go watch all of nichijou to recover and then not touch a video game for like 4 months
Quadrilateral Cowboy
Quadrilateral Cowboy
Silent Hill 3
Silent Hill 3
King's Field
King's Field
Haunting Ground
Haunting Ground
Siren
Siren
Odama
Odama
Lost Planet 2
Lost Planet 2
Lost Planet: Extreme Condition
Lost Planet: Extreme Condition
Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Ultimate All Stars
Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Ultimate All Stars
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
Hrot
Hrot
Monster Hunter Freedom Unite
Monster Hunter Freedom Unite
Kyoei Toshi
Kyoei Toshi
god will never allow me to play this game and i spit in his face for it
Dusk
Dusk
not the regular dusk, but this is the stand-in for Dusk '82, the action/puzzler demake thats inspired by Chip's Challenge and Sokoban
Melty Blood: Type Lumina
Melty Blood: Type Lumina
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
Famicom Detective Club: The Missing Heir
Famicom Detective Club: The Missing Heir
Final Fantasy XIV Online
Final Fantasy XIV Online
i fucking hate this game
"so stop playing it?"
no
Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward
Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward
this expansion is immediately so much better, its unreal, what the hell?? this rules
Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood
Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood
mechanically this expansion fucking shines, writing-wise, this expansion is fuckinggggg terrible lol
Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
yeah this is pretty alright. idk seems like a lot of work wading through a bunch of bullshit to get to the point where the narrative is just consistently Fine

but then ya hit that last 20% of the expansion and its like oh whoaa, payoff and pathos and it finally crosses that finish line to becoming actually really good
Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker
Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker
i decided that i cant just play this, i have to take a sabbatical from the msq and go and do uh, literally all the other content of the game first and level up every job and experience every pre-endwalker thing i can before i can let myself play endwalker so i can

i dont fucking know, have the fullest experience or something? idk dude i really dont. fucking nightmare idea. anyway then elden ring came out and my life has not known peace since so ill get around to playing this in about a decade or so
Mouth Sweet
Mouth Sweet
Hades
Hades
had a fun time with this for about 18 hours, which is when i finally succeeded in completing my first actual run, and then i never picked it back up again. and honestly i think i'm fine with that, but its a cute game for sure.
Receiver
Receiver
Darkwood
Darkwood
Hearts of Iron IV
Hearts of Iron IV
Hexen: Beyond Heretic
Hexen: Beyond Heretic
Harvester
Harvester
Pac-Man World
Pac-Man World
Fallout 2
Fallout 2
Helltaker
Helltaker
Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh
Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh
Zone of the Enders HD Collection
Zone of the Enders HD Collection
Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate
Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate
first monster hunter game back in college, was extremely confused about everything the entire time, didn't help that i mained the hunting horn

think i got to the barroth or khezu or something before i gave up, would love to go back to it someday, hopefully the emulation scene has the servers up and running
The Witcher
The Witcher
Into the Breach
Into the Breach
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Parasite Eve II
Parasite Eve II
Innsmouth no Yakata
Innsmouth no Yakata
Goodbye Volcano High
Goodbye Volcano High
Dead Static Drive
Dead Static Drive
Boomerang X
Boomerang X
Void Bastards
Void Bastards
Novena
Novena
Blaseball
Blaseball
i'm pretty sure this doesn't exist anymore
Control
Control
Deathloop
Deathloop
Mario Party 2
Mario Party 2
i miss toad's n64 era voice, it was cute
Wattam
Wattam
Darkstalkers Resurrection
Darkstalkers Resurrection
Xenogears
Xenogears
Sid Meier's Civilization II
Sid Meier's Civilization II
Myst
Myst
Riven: The Sequel to Myst
Riven: The Sequel to Myst
Final Fantasy VIII
Final Fantasy VIII
The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings - Enhanced Edition
The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings - Enhanced Edition
Balan Wonderworld
Balan Wonderworld
they let the Phantasy Star Online Guy make the awful nightmare video game equilvalent of those algorithmically-generated fever dream children's videos on youtube, and honestly? its kind of a vibe
Jett: The Far Shore
Jett: The Far Shore
Def Jam: Fight for NY
Def Jam: Fight for NY
Chernobylite
Chernobylite
Gothic
Gothic
Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake
Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake
Panzer Dragoon
Panzer Dragoon
Doom
Doom
Doom 64
Doom 64
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
Vagrant Story
Vagrant Story
System Shock 2
System Shock 2
Jet Set Radio
Jet Set Radio
Jet Set Radio Future
Jet Set Radio Future
deSpiria
deSpiria
Thief: The Dark Project
Thief: The Dark Project
Devil May Cry 5
Devil May Cry 5
Gone Home
Gone Home
Monster Hunter Rise
Monster Hunter Rise
having a good time with this so far, good podcast game, been listening to Friends at the Table's Marielda season during it, though i got to the part in both the game and the show where i had to start paying actual attention to both and i'm a bit sad to say that i can't really do both at the same time anymore, alas
Undernauts: Labyrinth of Yomi
Undernauts: Labyrinth of Yomi
Fighting EX Layer
Fighting EX Layer
Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid
Doom
Doom
Two girls punch me repeatedly
Two girls punch me repeatedly
Ōkami
Ōkami
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
Cotton: Fantastic Night Dreams
Cotton: Fantastic Night Dreams
Echo Night: Beyond
Echo Night: Beyond
E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
Dwarf Fortress
Dwarf Fortress
Chaos Galaxy
Chaos Galaxy
Heat Signature
Heat Signature

4 Comments


2 years ago

hey you should play these games you dumb bitch

2 years ago

unfortunately that idea's currently on indefinite hiatus, please refer to my other list for details:
https://www.backloggd.com/u/brambledirt/list/what-a-dumb-bitch-is-playing-instead-of-those-other-games/

22 days ago

You made this list many years ago. So I am obliged to ask: have you played any of these games?

18 days ago

thats a fair question lol. i just went down this list and did a tally. i played 20 of them, and out of those 20, i finished like, 11


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