Game Titles That Lie

Have you ever run into a title that's just plain inaccurate? So have I! Here's a few examples of publishers and developers lying to you.

3D Classics: Kirby's Adventure
3D Classics: Kirby's Adventure
not if you're playing it on a 2ds!

standing in for various 3ds ports of 2d games, including but not limited to kid icarus, sonic the hedgehog and xevious.
Amazing Katamari Damacy
Amazing Katamari Damacy
it's not very amazing
Battlefield 1
Battlefield 1
actually the 15th game in the battlefield series.
BioShock Infinite
BioShock Infinite
it ends

standing in for all games with infinite in the title. too much of the same joke gets boring after a while
Bravely Default II
Bravely Default II
actually the third game in the bravely series.
Celeste
Celeste
i was promised the celeste and was thoroughly lied to
Cho Ren Sha 68K
Cho Ren Sha 68K
the title translates to "super rapid fire" - rapid fire is not an option the game provides.
Dark Souls
Dark Souls
featuring souls that are, in fact, bright.
Deathsmiles
Deathsmiles
no death that smiles, nor smiles that cause death.
Doom Eternal
Doom Eternal
will not last an eternity.
Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22
Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22
named after its 22 playable characters, there are actually 5 unlockable characters which brings the total to 27
Dust: An Elysian Tail
Dust: An Elysian Tail
more like game logos that lie.
this game isn't korean enough to deserve the 먼지 text in its logo, is it?
Fallout 4
Fallout 4
actually the fifth game in the fallout series.
Fallout 76
Fallout 76
haha, doesn't this number make it look like they skipped a lot of numbered games?

expect a fair amount of these throughout this list. hopefully i won't add any more than there are now
Final Doom
Final Doom
was clearly not the final doom.
Final Fantasy
Final Fantasy
was clearly not the final fantasy.
Genshin Impact
Genshin Impact
no offense, but if you're a chinese game, wouldn't it be more accurate for you to be called yuanshen impact?
i'd respect you more if you were, tbh
GunWorld: Xbox One Edition
GunWorld: Xbox One Edition
it's not available on the first instalment in the xbox family of consoles
Helltaker
Helltaker
although he does take demons out of hell, he doesn't actually take any ownership over hell itself
may i propose girltaker as an alternate title? or demontaker?
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number
actually, it is the second game, so it IS the right number!
The House of the Dead 2
The House of the Dead 2
does not take place in a house.
Ice Climber
Ice Climber
This is Nana erasure!
Infinite Undiscovery
Infinite Undiscovery
heh, finite discovery
Kane & Lynch: Dead Men
Kane & Lynch: Dead Men
kane and lynch are not dead men
Katamari Damacy
Katamari Damacy
that is not how you read 魂
Killer7
Killer7
more like killer9
Kingdom Hearts II
Kingdom Hearts II
actually the third game in the kingdom hearts series.
Kingdom Hearts III
Kingdom Hearts III
actually the twelvth game in the kingdom hearts series.
Kirby: Planet Robobot
Kirby: Planet Robobot
the planet is named popstar
Kirby's Dream Land
Kirby's Dream Land
neither does kirby claim any ownership to dream land, nor is he actually the entirety of dream land
Kirby's Return to Dream Land
Kirby's Return to Dream Land
but he was in dream land the entire time until magolor took him to halcandra? is this title referring to the very end of the game? i don't think so, so it belongs here
LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga
LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga
it's an incomplete saga - perhaps deliberately so (GodOfMediocrity)
LEGO The Hobbit
LEGO The Hobbit
more like lego 2/3rds of the hobbit (GodOfMediocrity)
Magna Carta: The Phantom of Avalanche
Magna Carta: The Phantom of Avalanche
okay, but what's this got to do with british civil rights?
Mario Kart 7
Mario Kart 7
actually the ninth game in the mario kart series.
Mario Kart 8
Mario Kart 8
actually the tenth game in the mario kart series.
Mario's Cement Factory
Mario's Cement Factory
if it were his factory, he wouldn't be working at the assembly lines
Mega Man 7
Mega Man 7
considering mega man wily wars is canon, mega man 1~3 happened twice as separate, chronologically distinct adventures. if we count them as new numbered entries, should this not be the tenth mega man entry in the series?
Mega Man 9
Mega Man 9
this is rockman & forte erasure! actually the tenth game in the classic mega man series, unless... (see mega man 7)
Metal Gear Online
Metal Gear Online
not anymore! added as a stand-in for "[series] online" games that are defunct
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
metal gear solid snake eater does not feature metal gear nor solid snake. naked snake does eat snakes, but who eats naked snake?
Metroid: Zero Mission
Metroid: Zero Mission
wouldn't this be mission one?
Mobile Light Force 2
Mobile Light Force 2
from a completely separate series from mobile light force 1; there are absolutely zero connections between the two games.
Mr. Gimmick
Mr. Gimmick
there is no mr. gimmick to be found anywhere in this game - the game is named after the gimmicks found within the levels
New Super Mario Bros.
New Super Mario Bros.
this title aged terribly.
New Super Mario Bros. 2
New Super Mario Bros. 2
actually the third game in the new super mario bros. series.
No One Can Stop Mr. Domino!
No One Can Stop Mr. Domino!
there was never a sequel or rerelease, so it is safe to say that mr domino has been stopped
Overcooked!
Overcooked!
only if you're bad at the game?
Pac-Man 256
Pac-Man 256
not actually the 256th... oh, never mind.
Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures
Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures
not actually the second entry in the pac-man series.
Pac-Man Championship Edition 2
Pac-Man Championship Edition 2
actually the third game in the championship edition series.
Persona 3
Persona 3
actually the fourth game in the persona series.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies
...is this apollo erasure?
Rayman 2: The Great Escape
Rayman 2: The Great Escape
the escape isn't very great
Rayman: Hoodlums' Revenge
Rayman: Hoodlums' Revenge
there's more hoodlums than the title on the box will imply
Rayman Origins
Rayman Origins
this one actually belongs here. why not to change (read: remove) a game's plot mid-development!
R-Type Final
R-Type Final
was clearly not the final r-type.
Scribblenauts Unlimited
Scribblenauts Unlimited
it has its limits
Shin Megami Tensei: Nine
Shin Megami Tensei: Nine
actually the eighth game in the shin megami tensei series.
Shogun: Total War
Shogun: Total War
surely this isn't war in its totality if it's only about feudal japan?
even then, this game had a sequel with wars this game does not depict
Shovel Knight: King of Cards
Shovel Knight: King of Cards
he's not actually a king
Silent Hill
Silent Hill
they didn't have the audacity to put this game on mute? come on, developers! you're playing it too safe!
Sonic 3D Blast
Sonic 3D Blast
not actually a 3d game, although it simulates 3d space
Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
the director's cut? i guess that's why he doesn't actually direct this one! (laugh track)
Sonic Free Riders
Sonic Free Riders
the game isn't free and nor are the racers (they're competing for money)
Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
not very zero gravity if the characters fall to the ground after a ramp
Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
they didn't even have ristar the shooting star, how could this have all stars?
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
actually the fourth game in the sonic the hedgehog series.
Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I
Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I
i don't know what number this would be, but it's definitely not the fourth game!
Star Fox 64
Star Fox 64
actually the third game in the star fox series. added as a stand-in for all 64 games with the 64 suffix
Super Mario 3D All-Stars
Super Mario 3D All-Stars
depending on whether you consider mushroom kingdom power moons to be power stars, this collection lacks either 622 or 748 of the stars found in the 3D mario games, from galaxy 2, 3D world and potentially odyssey. it instead has 120 shine sprites, which are suns and decidedly not stars
Super Mario Bros. 35
Super Mario Bros. 35
not actually the 35th game in the super mario bros. series, which currently has 4 numbered entries and a few potential unofficial inclusions.
Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels
Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels
the levels are now quite decidedly found
Super Mario Galaxy
Super Mario Galaxy
a galaxy is, simply put, a large collection of stars that can contain anywhere from ten million to a hundred trillion stars.

you don't even explore on more than a single planet in this game, never mind a star.
Super Mario Land
Super Mario Land
this game does not take place in mario land, although its sequel does
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
no one yoshi owns this yoshis' island
Super Smash Bros.
Super Smash Bros.
pikachu and jigglypuff's genders were ambiguous at the time of release (and according to sakurai, so was kirby), and even then, samus is decidedly a woman
super smash gender-indiscriminate-siblings wasn't a thought in nintendo's minds? really?
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Super Smash Bros. Melee
are projectile fighters technically cheating?
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
ultimacy is subjective. for some, super smash bros. peaked with melee - i am not one of these people, but there is potential for this title to be inaccurate
Sweet Home
Sweet Home
you can't taste the home, so it's an unverified claim at best
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum 'n' Fun!
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum 'n' Fun!
the fun comes included, but not the drum
Them's Fightin' Herds
Them's Fightin' Herds
no group battles, so less fightin' herds and more fightin' individual hooved animals
There Is No Game
There Is No Game
There is, and you just lost it :)
Touhou Eiyashou: Imperishable Night
Touhou Eiyashou: Imperishable Night
the night does perish
Untitled Goose Game
Untitled Goose Game
it's got a name, don't it? "untitled goose game"?
Virtua Fighter 5: Final Showdown
Virtua Fighter 5: Final Showdown
soon to not be the final showdown in virtua fighter 5! (DustyVita)
XCOM: Enemy Unknown
XCOM: Enemy Unknown
well, they sure are known by the time you're playing the game!
Yakuza 0
Yakuza 0
okay, i'm sick of including wrongly numbered games, but come on!

there are clearly more than zero members of the yakuza featured in this game. heck, just look at nishikiyama!
You Have to Win the Game
You Have to Win the Game
nah, you don't really
Ys II: Ancient Ys Vanished - The Final Chapter
Ys II: Ancient Ys Vanished - The Final Chapter
Absolutely not the final chapter in any regard
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
wouldn't this be zelda i if it's about the original princess zelda? though if you follow the timeline, this would be zelda vi at the very least

40 Comments


3 years ago

damashii is close enough to damacy tbh

3 years ago

it may be called killer7, but in total there are in fact 9 distinct assassins to play as

the house of the dead 2 no longer takes place in a house

kane and lynch do not die in kane and lynch dead men

3 years ago

lmao @ kingdom hearts

3 years ago

MGS3 might not have Solid Snake nor a Metal Gear, but it DOES let you eat snakes at least.

3 years ago

dark souls - all the souls (the consumable items) in this game are bright
final doom - nope
bravely default 2 - follow-up to bravely second which is a follow-up to bravely default
metal gear online - got taken offline
scribblenauts unlimited - has its limits

3 years ago

"no one can stop mr domino!"
i can

3 years ago

the house in sweet home is not sweet, it's actually quite hostile
i have played strong bad's cool game for attractive people without being attractive

3 years ago

you could say the same thing for mario 64 with mario 35 lmao

3 years ago

Because Persona 2 was two games, Persona 2: Eternal Punishment is the 3rd game, Persona 3 is the 4th game, Persona 4 is the 5th game and Persona 5 is the 6th game without even counting spinoffs.

3 years ago

some resident evil games after the first arguably do not even have evil residences

3 years ago

youre always in the residence of evil tho

3 years ago

It's called donkey kong country when its just one island.

3 years ago

it's called super mario world but you only really tour one continent with two offshoot islands, plus weird trippy off-world space locations

3 years ago

"Doom Eternal" the run time has a clear end point, and there is nothing to suggest that the product itself will survive for a few eons let alone eternity.

3 years ago

Touhou Imperishable Night, the night ends.

3 years ago

thank you everyone for the suggestions! i didn't actually expect this to be so fun - i've never thought about game titles this seriously before.

3 years ago

infinite undiscovery is finite and more about discovery than undiscovery

3 years ago

Magna Carta has nothing to do with the real life document it shares a name with

3 years ago



Some more examples:

Silent Hill - The game has sound effects and in fact, the landscape is not very hilly.

XCOM: Enemy Unknown - Not anymore.

Total War 2: You would think a game called "Total War" wouldn't need sequels, yet here we are.

2 years ago

Lisa The Joyful: Not a happy game
Red Dead Redemption 2: Why it's called 2 if it's a prequel

2 years ago

if persona 3 is on here, put persona 4 and 5.
If you count the mobile game, Persona 3 Em, Persona 4 is the sixth game in the Persona series.

2 years ago

Battlefield 1, actually the 15th game in the Battlefield series.
The Kirby's Adventure one also qualifies for Kid Icarus, Excitebike, Urban Champion, Xevious, etc.

2 years ago

and sonic the hedgehog
and Gunstar Heroes.
Lego The Hobbit, as it only contains the first and second movies, thus it is not the entire story of The Hobbit. It should be Lego 2/3rds of The Hobbit.
Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga, as it is not actually the Complete Saga (and if you wanna count the holiday special, it never was)
Sonic Free Riders, as the competitors are competing for money.
Call of Duty: Infinite warfare, as the game is dead
WarioWare: DIY, as the game was finished.


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