play these games you dumb bitch (me, to myself)

i made this before i found out about the wishlist function now im in too deep

Umurangi Generation
Umurangi Generation
Pathologic 2
Pathologic 2
Disco Elysium
Disco Elysium
Outer Wilds: Echoes of the Eye
Outer Wilds: Echoes of the Eye
knew i was in for something special when i looked Up for the first time, incredible expansion
Kentucky Route Zero
Kentucky Route Zero
Signs of the Sojourner
Signs of the Sojourner
Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor
Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor
Extreme Meatpunks Forever
Extreme Meatpunks Forever
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Anatomy
Anatomy
Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy Tactics
Heaven Will Be Mine
Heaven Will Be Mine
BattleTech
BattleTech
Shadowrun: Dragonfall - Director's Cut
Shadowrun: Dragonfall - Director's Cut
Where the Water Tastes Like Wine
Where the Water Tastes Like Wine
Hypnospace Outlaw
Hypnospace Outlaw
World of Horror
World of Horror
We Know the Devil
We Know the Devil
Post Void
Post Void
Hylics 2
Hylics 2
Dujanah
Dujanah
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Umineko no Naku Koro ni
X-COM: UFO Defense
X-COM: UFO Defense
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Dread Delusion
Dread Delusion
Live A Live
Live A Live
Cruelty Squad
Cruelty Squad
Haunted PS1 Demo Disc 2020
Haunted PS1 Demo Disc 2020
Death Trash
Death Trash
Hardland
Hardland
"we closed our eyes and wrote everything down, thats when we realized they werent just dreams"

the opening screen of hardland prompts an active participation on the players part in understanding its world and narrative, emphasizing that it has no quest markers or active quest logs to guide you in any way, asking you to pour over every interaction, journal note and item description, every little nook and cranny that could hold the key to understanding the greater whole at the heart of this surreal fantasy world. holding itself as some kind of heavy puzzle adventure, should you have the dedication, which like, hell yeah sign me up!

so, fully bought into that pitch and down to clown, i went in with a physical notebook in hand and excavated every weird dream and location in the opening hours of the game with a fine tooth comb. but honestly, despite the opening disclaimers, the game doesnt seem that intense on that sort of thing like, at all? maybe im too early in the game to like, appreciate the scope of it all or something, but it seems more the kind of game where you run around as a weird little guy with a sword and hit mobs of little monsters with it, idk i kinda bounced off it after that. i plan to go back eventually with adjusted expectations, but man, kinda a bummer, to me, personally, imo,,,

but anyways, check out Scott Benson's Top 10 Games of 2019 on Giant Bomb to read about the appropriate way to appreciate this weird little game in the way that it actually is
Adios
Adios
very sad little game with some great performances, yeah sure dude just fuck me right up
El Paso, Elsewhere
El Paso, Elsewhere
Loom
Loom
Paratopic
Paratopic
"we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine – and the machine is bleeding to death"-looking ass game, great tone piece, nightmare vibes
Gregory Horror Show
Gregory Horror Show
i'd make mince meat out of that [beat] mouse if i wasnt so bad at puzzles, love the visual style and presentation tho, very charming game
Flower, Sun, and Rain
Flower, Sun, and Rain
Illbleed
Illbleed
Shin-chan: Me and the Professor on Summer Vacation - The Endless Seven-Day Journey
Shin-chan: Me and the Professor on Summer Vacation - The Endless Seven-Day Journey
Omori
Omori
Koudelka
Koudelka
Gloomwood
Gloomwood
Fallow
Fallow
Suikoden II
Suikoden II
Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
Bloodborne PSX
Bloodborne PSX
Legend of Mana
Legend of Mana
Sable
Sable
Bugsnax
Bugsnax
Buriedbornes
Buriedbornes
Boku no Natsuyasumi
Boku no Natsuyasumi
My Work Is Not Yet Done
My Work Is Not Yet Done
Water Womb World
Water Womb World
Forgive Me Father
Forgive Me Father
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Moon: Remix RPG Adventure
Moon: Remix RPG Adventure
Devotion
Devotion
Tail of the Sun
Tail of the Sun
Venineth
Venineth
Metroid Prime
Metroid Prime
Death Crown
Death Crown
Manifold Garden
Manifold Garden
Front Mission 3
Front Mission 3
Butterfly Soup
Butterfly Soup
MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries
MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries
The Missing: J.J. Macfield and the Island of Memories
The Missing: J.J. Macfield and the Island of Memories
Katamari Damacy
Katamari Damacy
quite frankly the perfect video game, just pure joy
NieR: Automata
NieR: Automata
Dungeon Encounters
Dungeon Encounters
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
Ihatovo Monogatari
Ihatovo Monogatari
Parasite Eve
Parasite Eve
Nioh 2
Nioh 2
Policenauts
Policenauts
Golden Light
Golden Light
Ghostrunner
Ghostrunner
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy VII
Um Jammer Lammy
Um Jammer Lammy
damn these bitches gay!! good for them, good for them
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Titan Chaser
Titan Chaser
Fatum Betula
Fatum Betula
Suzerain
Suzerain

a text-based strategy sim centered around navigating the complex geopolitical manuverings of a country on the edge of an extremely precarious stability that is beset on all sides by its neighbors and the dominant world powers seeking to engage in ideological proxy wars.
all of which is best informed by a clear understanding of the historical events and relationships that brought said country to its current historical moment, as well as the various institutions that wield its power and how they work, all helpfully catalogued through a heavy in-game codex,

Unfortunately, i only ever boot this up when i'm half asleep at 5 in the fucking morning and can't be bothered to do the reading to actually play this game, which is just some tragic stuff on my part really
Snatcher
Snatcher
Star Control II
Star Control II
Return of the Obra Dinn
Return of the Obra Dinn
finished! very good! Arrgh! Avast!! and so on and so forth (incredible detective game hampered down a lil bit from its pulpy orientalist mysticism veneer imo)
Chibi-Robo!
Chibi-Robo!
Berserk Millennium Empire Arc: Chapter of the Holy Demon War
Berserk Millennium Empire Arc: Chapter of the Holy Demon War
Brigador: Up-Armored Deluxe
Brigador: Up-Armored Deluxe
Critters for Sale
Critters for Sale
Tales From Off-Peak City Vol. 1
Tales From Off-Peak City Vol. 1
An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs
An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs
Puyo Puyo Tetris
Puyo Puyo Tetris
The Horror of Salazar House
The Horror of Salazar House
Planescape: Torment
Planescape: Torment
Dusk
Dusk
Martian Gothic: Unification
Martian Gothic: Unification
Metroid II: Return of Samus
Metroid II: Return of Samus
My Father's Long, Long Legs
My Father's Long, Long Legs
HighFleet
HighFleet
Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk
Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk

4 Comments


2 years ago

hey you should play these games you dumb bitch

2 years ago

unfortunately that idea's currently on indefinite hiatus, please refer to my other list for details:
https://www.backloggd.com/u/brambledirt/list/what-a-dumb-bitch-is-playing-instead-of-those-other-games/

4 days ago

You made this list many years ago. So I am obliged to ask: have you played any of these games?

23 hrs ago

thats a fair question lol. i just went down this list and did a tally. i played 20 of them, and out of those 20, i finished like, 11


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