IT'S MARIO. BING BING WAHOO. WHO GIVES A SHIT

You can pick out any discourse from today and get a better one liner than anything I can put in here.

Every smash game is here in spirit lol
But you all failed to carry on BIGIKEFAN7000's legacy with more deranged gimmick accounts so as a punishment Brawl bears this cross.

Undertale fans will pretend every fuckup in this game is some deep statement and it's embarassing. I just want to fight the funny pink cat on my computer smh.

Okay look we all know this is the best Pokemon gen, but you dont have to be that toxic about it

Probably responsible for Sans x Onceler art so bad game and bad fanbase

Deltarune fans when they see a virus in their email (NOWS THEIR CHANCE TO BE A [BIG SHOT]?????????)

Kiddie shit. Why isn't Mario killing Fawful with his own two hands.

Mega Man X fans playing their second game with level design in it: "hmmm... getting some real MMX Intro vibes here..."

Soulless.

You fucks are gonna have that IGN Party Babyz review engraved on your damn tombstones, tell me I'm wrong.

"So if you're going to use Fee, her mathematically best father is Noish because he gives strength alongside his skills, so just drag this useless cav around the whole game and-" Counterpoint I hate him. Stop talking to me. I don't care.

No, you see, when you're fighting all lance users with only sword units in the first chapter, that's supposed to symbolize how Leif- don't care buddy the game still sucks.

waa waa a gif hurt ur feelings NO ONE CARES

I dunno man I'm not starting beef with the incomprehensible nightmare fandom. But I know they suck.

dear liberal, if game so good, how come slightly bad aliasing on sprites?

Curious.

wow, picking the runner up best gen of pokemon sure is a fastest of 8 turtles situation, isnt it? or well i guess you fought for your right to choose the slowest in this case lmaooooo

You were brainwashed into liking the Chao Garden.

None of you Suda simps warned me about all the annoying ass side characters, can we just get someone to kill the useless love interest, brother, and fellow assassin please?

r/stunfisk users be funny challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!!)

Imagining tryharding in fucking Mario Kart. How little dignity can one person even have

Kiddy Kong > Funky Kong

85 dollars for mid please!!!

Touhou fans and Metroidvania fans. Finally, two nuisances at once!

Created Alolan Ninetales, and in turn, the worst abbreviation to ever exist.

A9. Oh how should we abbrevate alol-uhn nine-tales. Yeah, ay nine seems great. Where are the tails. Like ninetales. And im supposed to know one is the region and the other is the pokemon?

I don't care that you Unite players live in a godless land with no Arcanine, you know, Arca NINE.
STOP FUCKING CALLING ALOLAN NINETALES A9 ON MY FEED

how it feels to find out people would rather listen to rap music than bang bing bing piss gurgle

A third of this game was outdone by the shitty Touhou version. Great "masterpiece" you've got there guys

Pretentious bullshit. Maybe shill a Metroidvania that's actually fun to play next time.

https://tenor.com/view/geno-smash-geno-is-never-going-to-be-in-super-smash-bros-ultimate-dancing-gif-17875081

BORS HATE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED ON THIS PLATFORM

"woah bro best game ive ever played in my life" This is a book. Dumbfuck.

Opening my files is also not a game. Nice try cat pfps.

Sonic 2 fans when bad game design!!!!

STOP CALLING THIS THE MEME GAME!! It is a CRITICAL TURNING POINT in the Mega Man X narrative where Zero grapples with his VERY PURPOSE and-

Skinner box slop. Maybe shill a Metroidvania where there's an actual point to your journey in the world next time.

idk it's paper mario so it's probably annoying too

NES fans when the worst RPG you've ever played in your life turns on

Wario was never a funny joke lol

I AM A GAMER

NOT BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE
BUT BECAUSE I CHOOSE TO HAVE MANY

Ur fave jobs to Dalton lmao

proof we live in the worst timeline because coomer bullshit Goodra got voted into this game instead of Scrafty (the GOAT)

Dudes when they find out the game they specifically got to replicate bad games is bad.
Unbelievable amounts of coping on this one.

Wario for Zelda fans (so worse, somehow)

"one man's trash is another man's treasure" no pal. You want me to play trash by Treasure. There's a very big difference in those two statements.

Break free from the shackles of Nintendo, Mario level makers.

fanbase is too toxic about the radical shifts in the franchise. let splatoon do somethin new ffs

Shoot em up for twitter anime pfps.
Zeroranger is right there bro come onnnnnn

Your reddit gold, sir.

Why does everyone say final fantasy six is the easiest one and it’s so easy? crap? it is not true, its not an easy game! it must be the hardest one! even pixel remaster mode is so damn hard! F U IMPERIAL AIR FORCE!!!! U RUIN EVERYTHING MAKING IT A NEAR IMPOSSIBLE GAME IF U WANT ALL UNITS AND NONE OF THEM DEAD!!! (like me :(

Look, I know you don't like the change in gameplay style, but please let the new Paper Mario fans have fun with TTYD HD. It's the least you could do.

I cannot forgive any fanbase that would allow the phrase "Kirby's Fun Pak" to remain in the public consciousness.

im retroing out broooooooooooo

At the very least I admire the courage to admit this series is so shit that you can safely pick this travesty as your favorite.

Promotes thoughtless popping of balloons with no regards for noise pollution or cleaning the litter.
Very problematic game and fanbase

Artistic violence

Artistic violence

Doesn't fix enough of the flaws of FE3 (which is a bad game btw)

Artistic violence

Artistic looks super fuckin ugly

Artistic violence (because it makes rayman origins seem pointless)

Artistic BORING! Both versions!

ACAB.

Pac-Man for the WOKE generation... with blue overalls and pronouns 🙄🙄🙄

"Oh, pwease be nice to everyone else in the game, we want all the players to feel valued and welcome to our community" Baby participation trophy bullshit. Pass.

Thought I found an indie game with a wholesome fanbase for once until they tricked me into playing Dragon Quest.

baby's first peak fiction

Gamers seeing the most generic pixel game to ever exist. Good thing I dipped before checking out the rest of this dev's dreadful catalog.

So goated of EA to toss this in the trash where it belongs, RIP bozos lmao

Fuck off, capitalist pigs.

UNBELIEVABLY ASS
DO NOT TRUST ANYONE WHO THINKS THIS IS A TOP 3 FIRE EMBLEM GAME

ALMOST CHRISTMAS ALMOST CHRISTMAS ALMOST CHRISTMAS ALMOST CHRISTMAS ALMOST CHRISTMAS ALMOST CHRISTMAS eat your hamburgers apollo eat your hamburgers apollo eat your hamburgers apollo DAE turnabout big top... b-b-bad??????????????
AND THEN HE CROSS EXAMINES A PARROT FUNNNIEST SHIT I EVER SEEN

just another terribly designed game to attract the "git gud" morons, move along.

Kinda like if Mario Sunshine was by and for MCU fans

Wario fans looking at the most timewasting platform challenges ever conceived on the table:

Added too much edge to the Galaxy formula that all the fanboys think is sooooo awesome. Why are we trying to look so cool and mature? It's a Mario game. If it's not fun, why bother?

I've seen those balloons. You are all assholes.

imagine gassing up an rpg that lasts like 8 hours. maybe if these alphadream idiots learned how to pace a damn game they wouldn't have gone bankrupt.

Oh my Hylia! When fans of this game said it was dreamlike I didn't know that included me falling asleep!

You hipsters are lucky dread was in the same year as this for that kotaku list bc that's the only metroid game bad enough to sink even below this game's level.

"Kill the part of you that cringes" oh no no no. You thought you were onto something but that little elf gremlin is so bad your point is moot

I am NOT arguing with a CoolMathGames fan! Go finish your homework 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mario fans getting one drop of creativity in the vast desert that is their tentpole mid franchise (must be the most imaginative game ever made)

game for people who do drugs

roguelike fan detected, opinion ignored

has a bit too much of a "Pizza Tower" vibe to the fandom

How can you support a fan creator vocally in favor of putting more Fire Emblem into the world?

wait why are you guys saying that about the church? thats mean :(

Dude cool it with that, no one cares what random ass game boy game you decided to hyperfixate on today

babe go back to bed, nintendo youtuber platform slop just dropped

(Part 2? 1????)

Maybe if people realized Kiddy Kong was the only good character in this farcical series, 3 wouldn't be on here. Alas.

Unfunny meme for people who fixate on zero-dimensional cartoon characters.

"yeah i want an ace attorney with no moe curls" statements devised by the utterly insane

Falcom game. What more needs to be said?

You guys really need to start owning the fact you killed Waluigi, I'm gonna be honest.

Make a mod. Cut Waluigi, add Kefka. Final offer or your game is still shit.

Reddit dog game.

Game for violent individuals who want to destroy local marine ecosystems.

This was all a trick go like this review please it's way funnier than anything I could write on this subject.

Dude, what the fuck even is this?