play these games you dumb bitch (me, to myself)

i made this before i found out about the wishlist function now im in too deep

Deathloop
Deathloop
Death Stranding
Death Stranding
i tried this during release but i didn't get very far, i remember being annoyed i could use the mp3 player while trekking, but i like the vibe it gave the delivery stations to just chill out and put on Pop Virus by Gen Hoshino, take a shower and then chug 6 monster energy drinks in a row before checking my in-game emails. so i appreicate it on that level i guess? idk, i'd like to play it again one day, seems real interesting, mechanically
Death Trash
Death Trash
Def Jam: Fight for NY
Def Jam: Fight for NY
Deltarune
Deltarune
Demon's Tilt
Demon's Tilt
Demon Turf
Demon Turf
Dépanneur Nocturne
Dépanneur Nocturne
The Desolate Hope
The Desolate Hope
deSpiria
deSpiria
Detention
Detention
Deus Ex
Deus Ex
you should play this game just for jc denton's vocal performance alone. the rest of the game is also pretty good! (i got halfway through the game like 8+ years ago, one day i'll get back to it)
Devil May Cry 5
Devil May Cry 5
Devotion
Devotion
Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor
Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor
Dino Crisis
Dino Crisis
Disaster: Day of Crisis
Disaster: Day of Crisis
Disaster Report 4: Summer Memories
Disaster Report 4: Summer Memories
Disc Creatures
Disc Creatures
Disco Elysium
Disco Elysium
Don't Wake the Night
Don't Wake the Night
Doom
Doom
Doom
Doom
Doom 3
Doom 3
Doom 64
Doom 64
Doom Eternal
Doom Eternal
Door in the Woods
Door in the Woods
Doshin the Giant
Doshin the Giant
Dragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age
Dragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age
Dragon's Dogma
Dragon's Dogma
Dragon View
Dragon View
Drakengard
Drakengard
Dread Delusion
Dread Delusion
Dujanah
Dujanah
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
Dungeon Encounters
Dungeon Encounters
Dungeon Master Nexus
Dungeon Master Nexus
Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara
Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara
duplicate Trace Memory
duplicate Trace Memory
Dusk
Dusk
Dusk
Dusk
not the regular dusk, but this is the stand-in for Dusk '82, the action/puzzler demake thats inspired by Chip's Challenge and Sokoban
Dwarf Fortress
Dwarf Fortress
Dynasty Warriors 8
Dynasty Warriors 8
EarthBound Beginnings
EarthBound Beginnings
Eastern Mind: The Lost Souls of Tong Nou
Eastern Mind: The Lost Souls of Tong Nou
Echo Night: Beyond
Echo Night: Beyond
Ecosystem
Ecosystem
Eidolon
Eidolon
Eight Thirty, Nowhere
Eight Thirty, Nowhere
Elden Ring
Elden Ring
i am a singular ant walking across a vast corpse

i have been beaten numb by the sheer length of the whole thing, but yeah its good, i'm gonna go watch all of nichijou to recover and then not touch a video game for like 4 months
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
El Paso, Elsewhere
El Paso, Elsewhere
Elsinore
Elsinore
Ender Lilies: Quietus of the Knights
Ender Lilies: Quietus of the Knights
Escape from Bug Island
Escape from Bug Island
The Eternal Castle: Remastered
The Eternal Castle: Remastered
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
Everhood
Everhood
Exo One
Exo One
Extreme Meatpunks Forever
Extreme Meatpunks Forever
E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
Faith: The Unholy Trinity
Faith: The Unholy Trinity
Fallout
Fallout
Fallout 2
Fallout 2
Fallout: New Vegas
Fallout: New Vegas
gave it a revisit a year or two ago, hadn't played it since high school. didn't especially hold up for me, no game should have to bear the burden of "being made on a bethesda engine"
Fallow
Fallow
Famicom Detective Club: The Missing Heir
Famicom Detective Club: The Missing Heir
Famicom Tantei Club Part II: Ushiro ni Tatsu Shoujo
Famicom Tantei Club Part II: Ushiro ni Tatsu Shoujo
Fatal Frame
Fatal Frame
Fatum Betula
Fatum Betula
Fear & Hunger
Fear & Hunger
Fighting EX Layer
Fighting EX Layer
Final Fantasy
Final Fantasy
i never played jrpgs outside of the mario rpgs when i was a kid, so i decided to play every final fantasy in release order because thats how my brain works (badly), and its very neat, like somebody digitized a cute little dnd campaign for me to play, spell charges and all.
though as funny as the strict dichotomy of me having to make a break for the woods to go grind for 2 hours everytime i reach a town so i don't fall behind in leveling is, it does make it a bit harder for me to go back to it after i finish each session since im not like, actually progressing through the actual game,
but once i figure out how to emulate it on my phone and i can play it in bed or something, should be smooth sailing, would be a chill time honestly (my friend tells me that i picked the exact one jrpg that this sort of grind is, which is just my luck, if true)

incredibly charming visuals too, wizards have literally never looked better than this

update: finally bothered to get this on a handheld and folks, it rips. sometimes its just nice to be a tiny band of wizards getting their asses kicked up and down the continent
Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy VIII
Final Fantasy VIII
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy XI Online
Final Fantasy XI Online
Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker
Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker
i decided that i cant just play this, i have to take a sabbatical from the msq and go and do uh, literally all the other content of the game first and level up every job and experience every pre-endwalker thing i can before i can let myself play endwalker so i can

i dont fucking know, have the fullest experience or something? idk dude i really dont. fucking nightmare idea. anyway then elden ring came out and my life has not known peace since so ill get around to playing this in about a decade or so
Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward
Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward
this expansion is immediately so much better, its unreal, what the hell?? this rules
Final Fantasy XIV Online
Final Fantasy XIV Online
i fucking hate this game
"so stop playing it?"
no
Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
yeah this is pretty alright. idk seems like a lot of work wading through a bunch of bullshit to get to the point where the narrative is just consistently Fine

but then ya hit that last 20% of the expansion and its like oh whoaa, payoff and pathos and it finally crosses that finish line to becoming actually really good
Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood
Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood
mechanically this expansion fucking shines, writing-wise, this expansion is fuckinggggg terrible lol
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Firewatch
Firewatch
Flesh, Blood, & Concrete
Flesh, Blood, & Concrete
Florence
Florence
.Flow
.Flow
The Flower Collectors
The Flower Collectors
Flower, Sun, and Rain
Flower, Sun, and Rain
Forgive Me Father
Forgive Me Father
The Forgotten City
The Forgotten City
Fox and Frog Travelers: The Demon of Adashino Island
Fox and Frog Travelers: The Demon of Adashino Island
got some heavy ps2 horror vibes from this one, so i'm excited for this one
The friends of Ringo Ishikawa
The friends of Ringo Ishikawa
Frontier Diver: Aquatic Research Simulator
Frontier Diver: Aquatic Research Simulator
Front Mission 3
Front Mission 3
Frostpunk
Frostpunk
stressful resource management, very good
Frozen Synapse 2
Frozen Synapse 2
Fuga: Melodies of Steel
Fuga: Melodies of Steel
Get in the Car, Loser!
Get in the Car, Loser!

4 Comments


2 years ago

hey you should play these games you dumb bitch

2 years ago

unfortunately that idea's currently on indefinite hiatus, please refer to my other list for details:
https://www.backloggd.com/u/brambledirt/list/what-a-dumb-bitch-is-playing-instead-of-those-other-games/

1 month ago

You made this list many years ago. So I am obliged to ask: have you played any of these games?

1 month ago

thats a fair question lol. i just went down this list and did a tally. i played 20 of them, and out of those 20, i finished like, 11


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